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    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter
    Stupid things I've done...
    Does having affairs with a couple of cops wives count? Never got caught...
    Well your still alive so i bet it was a California cop's wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
    Well your still alive so i bet it was a California cop's wife.
    Nope...neither one was a Cali cop.
    I'll plead the Fifth on the details of the various operations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie
    Veni Vidi Vici -- The Georgia Police Woman Member here. Hey, I noticed she hasn't shared on this thread.

    Come on VVV, share something stupid.
    Well other then falling in love and getting married, I would have to say the dumbest thing ive done was when I was waiting outside city hall sitting on the bed of my pickup waiting to testify against a guy who was piss drunk when I arrested him, and of course I decided that I would see if my (3 year old) chemical irritant was still in good condition. Lets just say that God with his wind let me know that it was working just fine. I went into the court room with a red puffy face and blood shot eyes, in uniform no less, to testify against a drunk(i looked pretty damn drunk myself). To this day I don't know what posessed the judge to convict the perp. Well there you have it.... One of my dumbest moments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter
    Nope...neither one was a Cali cop.
    Perhaps a yankee??
    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter
    I'll plead the Fifth on the details of the various operations.
    Good, I don't wana know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
    Perhaps a yankee??

    Yep, one of them

    Good, I don't wana know.
    I meant details such as where the officers in question worked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
    Perhaps a yankee??

    Good, I don't wana know.
    A yankee? Yep, one of them

    I meant details such as where the officers in question worked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
    Well other then falling in love and getting married, I would have to say the dumbest thing ive done was when I was waiting outside city hall sitting on the bed of my pickup waiting to testify against a guy who was piss drunk when I arrested him, and of course I decided that I would see if my (3 year old) chemical irritant was still in good condition. Lets just say that God with his wind let me know that it was working just fine. I went into the court room with a red puffy face and blood shot eyes, in uniform no less, to testify against a drunk(i looked pretty damn drunk myself). To this day I don't know what posessed the judge to convict the perp. Well there you have it.... One of my dumbest moments.
    LOL....your perp must have said a little prayer right before his court hearing, and God was mulling it, and made his decision while you were under oath on the stand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie
    LOL....your perp must have said a little prayer right before his court hearing, and God was mulling it, and made his decision while you were under oath on the stand.
    Hmmm. God should be more decisive.... I was scared to the point of an anurism going into that room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay
    yeah..we've been missing your smart a$$, witty english comments no offence though!!
    Aw, shucks you guys! Actually I spent some time overseas on business and pleasure ... Then I've been wrapped up in the final stages of an on going refurbishment. I love my house for many reasons - not least because a detatched pad with a decent garden in central London has made me big bucks over the last few years - but 200year old houses need a lot of work. A LOT! And money. And the patient nature of a bloody saint Which I'm sure is all desperately interesting
    Where's the bloody gin? An army marches on its liver, not its ruddy stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Chap
    Aw, shucks you guys! Actually I spent some time overseas on business and pleasure ... Then I've been wrapped up in the final stages of an on going refurbishment. I love my house for many reasons - not least because a detatched pad with a decent garden in central London has made me big bucks over the last few years - but 200year old houses need a lot of work. A LOT! And money. And the patient nature of a bloody saint Which I'm sure is all desperately interesting
    Can you finish up the guest room next? I'm coming over for drinks at your place next month, and I may not be in shape to leave.

    Thanks for the invitation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemontree
    Never let go of someone you love, you never know if you ever will find another like her.
    Don't worry Lemon.

    Remember:

    Catch a falling star
    And put it in your pocket
    Never let it fade away
    Catch a falling star
    And put it in your pocket
    Save it for a rainy day

    For love may come
    And tap you on the shoulder
    Some starless night
    Just in case you feel
    You want to hold her
    You'll have a pocketful of starlight

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    Chap,

    Keep your British understatements going!

    Great to hear them since theya re getting archiac with the onslaught of Americanism!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray
    Don't worry Lemon.

    Remember:

    Catch a falling star
    And put it in your pocket
    Never let it fade away
    Catch a falling star
    And put it in your pocket
    Save it for a rainy day

    For love may come
    And tap you on the shoulder
    Some starless night
    Just in case you feel
    You want to hold her
    You'll have a pocketful of starlight
    Sir,
    Its a wonder that you still have a poetic sense.
    I forgot poetry after marriage.

    Cheers!...on the rocks!!

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    Lemon,

    Thats not mine.

    It is the lyrics of a song during my schooldays!

    Perry Como? Tony Brent?

    OK, to get music back into your life, try listening to 'South Pacific' songs.

    Hey, you sure can't blame marriage for the poetry going out of your life! Maybe too much of the rifle shot noise!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray
    Remember:

    Catch a falling star
    And put it in your pocket
    Never let it fade away
    Catch a falling star
    And put it in your pocket
    Save it for a rainy day

    For love may come
    And tap you on the shoulder
    Some starless night
    Just in case you feel
    You want to hold her
    You'll have a pocketful of starlight
    Nice, real nice.

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