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    Quote Originally Posted by Traps View Post
    The only time you use Led Zeppelin is as background music before sex.

    If your foreplay banter is so inane it would sterilise a bunny on heat it's best to have the volumn at full blast.

    I just sprayed water on my computer screen!!!

    Led Zep is pretty cool, but for me it was The Who.

    ANd you ought to love this. My 10 year Old Nephew wanted a CD for Christmas...Led Zep's Zoso!! (aka #4)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traps View Post
    The only time you use Led Zeppelin is as background music before sex.

    If your foreplay banter is so inane it would sterilise a bunny on heat it's best to have the volumn at full blast.
    MICHAEL, FROM NOW ON, ISSUE A WARNING BEFORE POSTING STUFF ALONG THIS LINE.

    I just spilled my coffee!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traps View Post
    The only time you use Led Zeppelin is as background music before sex.

    If your foreplay banter is so inane it would sterilise a bunny on heat it's best to have the volumn at full blast.
    Or try Pink Floyd.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnought View Post
    Or try Pink Floyd.)
    Are you implying that The Wall is another name for a diaphram? )
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    I shouldn't make jokes about sexual prowess...my missus says I'm the worst she's ever had!

    How anyone can tell that in 6 seconds is beyond me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traps View Post
    I shouldn't make jokes about sexual prowess...my missus says I'm the worst she's ever had!

    How anyone can tell that in 6 seconds is beyond me!
    Women can read a book in that time)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albany Rifles View Post
    Are you implying that The Wall is another name for a diaphram? )
    No, That would be trampoline. boing boing boing!
    Last edited by Dreadnought; 12 Dec 07, at 21:01.
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    Mind you it beats visiting those brothels...last time I was there the woman looked 90 if she was a day...when she asked me if I took precautions ...I took one look at "it" (size of the Grand Canyon) and said "Yes, I tied my foot to the edge of the bed".

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