Names for the other half (Husband, Wife, Other) - Page 3

RustyBattleship · 10-25-2007, 13:23 PM

Das ist alle. Ich denke, dass ich blitzkrieg Paris und Mexico-Stadt werde.

Debbie · 10-25-2007, 16:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RustyBattleship

Das ist alle. Ich denke, dass ich blitzkrieg Paris und Mexico-Stadt werde.

Rusty - Geben Sie nicht herauf

dave lukins · 10-25-2007, 16:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RustyBattleship

Das ist alle. Ich denke, dass ich blitzkrieg Paris und Mexico-Stadt werde.

Das ist ja auch nicht so schlect "Rosigen"

Debbie · 10-25-2007, 17:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dave lukins

Juste assez pour m'aider a retourner la contrebande d'alcool

Mon amour, est-ce que vous dites que vous devez contrebander l'alcool deriere le dos de ta femme et sur le WAB simplement pour me parler?

dave lukins · 10-25-2007, 17:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Debbie

Mon amour, est-ce que vous dites que vous devez contrebander l'alcool deriere le dos de ta femme et sur le WAB simplement pour me parler?

Not at all..and oui oui a smuggler, never

if I was closer to the south coast I may be tempted. In the UK you can nip across the channel a la France and load a small 30tonne wagon up with booze, and if you say it's for personal use you can bring it into the Country without paying the custom tax.

OK 30tons might be a tad ott but you can bring in lots of booze

Debbie · 10-26-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by dave lukins

Das ist ja auch nicht so schlect "Rosigen"

Mr Lukins that would be "schlecht" - if your phrase was "it's not so bad." Unless you meant schlect then I need a translation.

dave lukins · 10-26-2007, 18:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Debbie

Mr Lukins that would be "schlecht" - if your phrase was "it's not so bad." Unless you meant schlect then I need a translation.

A mere slip of the digit Dearheart..Schlecht it is

Alles in Ordnung?

Skull6 · 10-26-2007, 18:54 PM

When dating, I called her "my vixen" & she called me "studmuffin."

Now that we've been married for eons, I've learned that whenever she raises her voice in anger, she's thinking about me. & it seems that, no matter what I do (watch TV, work on the cars, etc), she thinks that it means I want to talk to her about her friends...

**Officer of Engineers** · 10-26-2007, 19:00 PM

She calls me, "slave."

**Julie** · 10-26-2007, 21:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

She calls me, "slave."

Muhahahahaha....oops

sorry.

Debbie · 10-26-2007, 22:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dave lukins

A mere slip of the digit Dearheart..Schlecht it is

Alles in Ordnung?

Herr Lukins - Alles in Ordnung - ja

furkensturker · 10-26-2007, 23:52 PM

My Wife (long suffering) is "THE MINISTER FOR WAR AND FINANCE", "She who believes she must be obeyed", "Bwanna," as in the jungle movies, "yes bwanna", "The custodian of the pay packet", "My social secretary", "yes dear."

or when I'm feeling very very brave, DRACO, The Latin word for "dragon", also used as a name eg the "last dragon" in the movie Dragonheart.

Draco is not a word that is used while in earshot, I'm not stupid.

I learned a long time ago, that while her underwear does not fit me, for me to "get into her pants", I have to refer to her as. "my loving wife"

Freddie

lemontree · 10-27-2007, 03:03 AM

I dare not use any other name for my house diety....

furkensturker · 10-31-2007, 07:10 AM

DISCLAIMER

I, Freddrick Furkensturker, truthfully and solemnly swear that what I am about to say are not of my words nor my belief in any shape of form and distance myself from any actions that may arise from the following transcript and will not be responsible for any actions, legal or otherwise. I also release WAB from any legal action that may arise from this transcript in relation to my wife, Mrs. Furkensturker.

W.I.F.E. stands for,

Washing Ironing F*****G Ect.

Yours truly,

Freddrick Furkensturker.

P.S. Orchids on the top of the coffin would be nice

furkensturker · 10-31-2007, 07:11 AM

Sorry, the font was not supposed to be that big.

10-25-2007, 13:23 PM	#31 (permalink)
RustyBattleship *Defense Professional* Join Date: 01-12-06 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 2,858	Das ist alle. Ich denke, dass ich blitzkrieg Paris und Mexico-Stadt werde. __________________ Able to leap tall tales in a single groan.

10-26-2007, 18:54 PM	#38 (permalink)
Skull6 *Military Professional* Join Date: 08-28-07 Location: Colorado Posts: 294 Country:	When dating, I called her "my vixen" & she called me "studmuffin." Now that we've been married for eons, I've learned that whenever she raises her voice in anger, she's thinking about me. & it seems that, no matter what I do (watch TV, work on the cars, etc), she thinks that it means I want to talk to her about her friends... __________________ If you know the enemy and yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles. - Sun Tzu

10-26-2007, 19:00 PM	#39 (permalink)
Officer of Engineers *Military Professional* Moderator Scotch taster Join Date: 08-06-03 Posts: 16,651 Country:	She calls me, "slave." __________________ Chimo

10-26-2007, 23:52 PM	#42 (permalink)
furkensturker Underwater panelbeater *Military Professional* Join Date: 10-11-07 Location: West Gippsland, Victoria Posts: 600 Country:	My Wife (long suffering) is "THE MINISTER FOR WAR AND FINANCE", "She who believes she must be obeyed", "Bwanna," as in the jungle movies, "yes bwanna", "The custodian of the pay packet", "My social secretary", "yes dear." or when I'm feeling very very brave, DRACO, The Latin word for "dragon", also used as a name eg the "last dragon" in the movie Dragonheart. Draco is not a word that is used while in earshot, I'm not stupid. I learned a long time ago, that while her underwear does not fit me, for me to "get into her pants", I have to refer to her as. "my loving wife" Freddie __________________ I'm the Happiness Fairy. I've sprinkled happy dust on you. So Smile dammit. This sh1t's expensive. Bulla Fiax concouria quantium vis

10-27-2007, 03:03 AM	#43 (permalink)
lemontree Bandaid *Military Professional* Join Date: 10-04-04 Location: India Posts: 5,918	I dare not use any other name for my house diety.... __________________ Cheers!...on the rocks!!

10-31-2007, 07:10 AM	#44 (permalink)
furkensturker Underwater panelbeater *Military Professional* Join Date: 10-11-07 Location: West Gippsland, Victoria Posts: 600 Country:	Disclaimer DISCLAIMER I, Freddrick Furkensturker, truthfully and solemnly swear that what I am about to say are not of my words nor my belief in any shape of form and distance myself from any actions that may arise from the following transcript and will not be responsible for any actions, legal or otherwise. I also release WAB from any legal action that may arise from this transcript in relation to my wife, Mrs. Furkensturker. W.I.F.E. stands for, Washing Ironing F*****G Ect. Yours truly, Freddrick Furkensturker. P.S. Orchids on the top of the coffin would be nice

10-31-2007, 07:11 AM	#45 (permalink)
furkensturker Underwater panelbeater *Military Professional* Join Date: 10-11-07 Location: West Gippsland, Victoria Posts: 600 Country:	Sorry, the font was not supposed to be that big.

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