Top 15 Country Song Titles

**Shek** · 20 Feb 07,, 01:30

Top 15 Country Song Titles

Top 15 Country Song Titles

15 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14 If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13 How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12 I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11 I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10 I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9 I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8 I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
7 If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5 She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4 You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3 Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2 She's Looking Better After Every Beer
1 I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I've Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.

**Samudra** · 20 Feb 07,, 01:57

Hey, what genre do you put John Denver's tracks in ?

**glyn** · 20 Feb 07,, 09:33

Originally Posted by shek

Top 15 Country Song Titles

Top 15 Country Song Titles

15 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14 If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13 How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12 I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11 I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10 I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9 I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8 I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
7 If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5 She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4 You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3 Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2 She's Looking Better After Every Beer
1 I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I've Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.

**Parihaka** · 20 Feb 07,, 09:49

Humph.

Witchita linesman
The Silver-tounged devil
I walk the line.
King of the road
Folsom Prison Blues
Only the lonely

More to follow

Humph

**Shek** · 28 Feb 07,, 01:57

Originally Posted by Samudra

Hey, what genre do you put John Denver's tracks in ?

Samudra,
The list makes fun of the homogeneity of subjects that country songs tend to sing about. These aren't real song titles, or at least not ones that belong to country music stars.