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[Witcheschild]

Originally Posted by sohamsri

You do have a dirty mind....

Nope, just give good jokes.

Witch

[Witcheschild]

"Married"

I used to be, so I can laugh the loudest.

Witch

[Witcheschild]

Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

I would never call my wife a witch.

Wouldn't recommend it either.

"witch:informal a bewitching young woman or girl"

You must admit, we women can cast some pretty intoxicating spells. It doesn't always imply we are hateful old hags doing deals with the devil.

Witchy

[glyn]

[quote=Witcheschild;509304] Wouldn't recommend it either.

"witch:informal a bewitching young woman or girl"

That's just OoE demonstrating why he is known as 'Old Smoothie'! What I find interesting is that the word witch , derived from Old English 'wicca' originally referred to a man who practised magic/sorcery/wizardry and who was even a thaumaturge.
How the language has changed!

[Witcheschild]

[quote=glyn;509341]

Originally Posted by Witcheschild

Wouldn't recommend it either.

"witch:informal a bewitching young woman or girl"

That's just OoE demonstrating why he is known as 'Old Smoothie'! What I find interesting is that the word witch , derived from Old English 'wicca' originally referred to a man who practised magic/sorcery/wizardry and who was even a thaumaturge.
How the language has changed!

thaumaturge.

surprised.

Witch

[Witcheschild]

[quote=glyn;509341]

Originally Posted by Witcheschild

Wouldn't recommend it either.

"witch:informal a bewitching young woman or girl"

That's just OoE demonstrating why he is known as 'Old Smoothie'! What I find interesting is that the word witch , derived from Old English 'wicca' originally referred to a man who practised magic/sorcery/wizardry and who was even a thaumaturge.
How the language has changed!

I would take the time to tell you how paternal took maternal long ago. But i think you might already know. /can you say Google?

Wiccan is not from a man.

Witch

[Gun Grape]

Originally Posted by Witcheschild

Thanks for the FYI, hope I didn't offend him . Thought the camo ladies a nice touch by some creative marines. No harm intended to anyone.

I thought I understood what you were saying Gun Grape.... The "chaff and flare dispenser isn't fully loaded" I took as ......

Sorry No disrespect meant there.

The "" I thought was questioning the gist of the joke.

Christ, I knew I was gonna screw up my first day.

Forever Playful,
Witch

OOh now Witchy Poo.

I was hoping to throw you by completely ignoring the obvious. That being the DTNA Camouflage Pattern.

I was referring to that little box with all the holes in it on the side of the bird.

You didn't offend me at all.


And OoE whats with this "Was a former Gunnery Sgt"?

I still am a former Gunny.

[Witcheschild]

Originally Posted by Gun Grape

OOh now Witchy Poo.

I was hoping to throw you by completely ignoring the obvious. That being the DTNA Camouflage Pattern.

I was referring to that little box with all the holes in it on the side of the bird.

You didn't offend me at all.


And OoE whats with this "Was a former Gunnery Sgt"?

I still am a former Gunny.

Anyone sporting a Pink Floyd Avatar is forever rockin in my book.
And yes you threw me a serious curve. Serious! Why you whiley stink-weed you. I've been worried all damn day.
Very funny.

DTNA? curious.
Witchy Poo

[Gun Grape]

Originally Posted by Witcheschild

[/i] DTNA? curious.
Witchy Poo

Desert T*ts N Ass

[sohamsri]

Originally Posted by Gun Grape

Desert T*ts N Ass

.....What a good start of my day !

[glyn]

[quote=Witcheschild;509429]

[size="3"]thaumaturge.

surprised.



One who (allegedly) creates miracles.

[glyn]

[quote=Witcheschild;509434]



Wiccan is not from a man.

There is no such word as wiccan, so I'm afraid I don't understand. 'wicca' is the old English root for 'witch'.

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[glyn]

1
Cockburn, Western Australia

Although this name is often pronounced "Coburn" by those who stand to lose from its awfulness, who actually reads that when they see this word? Oh, how it burns.
2
Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland

The Shetland Islands, pronounced "Shitland Islands" by the locals. Oh the pride...
3
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapok-
aiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand

Locals call this hill in Hawke's Bay "Taumata" because... Well. Just because.
4
****, Ireland

They have a town called ****. Har har har.
5
Looneyville, Texas, United States

Little Looneyville was named for storekeeper John Looney in the early 1870s. But who gives a ****. This is a hilarious name for a town in the state that brought us Dallas, the Bush Twins and Waco. How awkward must that be when you go to college? "Hey guys, my name's Johnny and I'm from Looneyville!"
6
Titty Hill, Sussex, England

Falling squarely into the extensive Stupid Place Names From England category, Titty Hill is probably located just north of...
7
Thong, Kent, England

Which actually is south-east of...
8
Gravesend, Kent, England

Oh, come on, England. Graves End? What a nasty, depressing little name. You could have at least gone all the way with this one and called it Corpse Feet.
9
Wetwang, Yorkshire... yep! England again!

Okay, so I'll cut England some slack. It's an old country. You know, if the United States is Google, then England is IBM. Their country is older than freakin dirt. They can't be blamed for having names that sound funny in 2007. But this is kind of ridiculous. Wetwang? I'm surprised they don't have towns called Squishy Vagina or Infected Scrotum.
10
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

If I were mayor of Spread Eagle, I'd be making diplomatic advances towards the city leaders over in Wetwang to form a Sister-City relationship. Or maybe more of a Platonic-Friends-City relationship. After that, we'd just take thing slow and see what happened.
11
Bald Knob, Arkansas, United States

Well, I guess it's better than Hairy Knob. I assume England already has that one covered.
12
Cockup, Cumbria, England

Cumbria is a county in the very north-west of England. What the backwoods of Alabama are to America is what Cumbria is to Britain. They talk funny up there. Thus, it isn't thoroughly surprising that they have a town called Cockup. What do you call someone from this place? A Cockupper? Cockupeleite? Cockuppian? Cockupican? I suppose it's mildly better than Wetwangger.
13
Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington State, United States

As hard as America tries, it can't compete with Britain's high standards. This was a good effort, though. Well done, Washington.
14
Hookersville, West Virginia

Undoubtedly named before "hooker" meant "prostitute who picks men up on street corners," Hookersville combines two crimes of place-naming. One, a dirty sounding adjective (they couldn't have chosen "Pleasant"? "Sunny"? "Happy"?) And two, they added "ville" to the end of the town's name. Affixing "ville" to the end of a town's name is like dressing your silly little dog in a cardigan and letting him carry his leash around in his mouth. It just makes the poor animal look stupid.
15
Hell, Michigan, United States

The people in this town at least seem to have a good sense of humor about their home's unfortunate name. Although, I'm sure there's some midwestern idiots in Hell who get all offended and defensive when the town shows up on lists like this. I'm looking forward to reading their insightful emails and comments.
16
Toad Suck, Arkansas, United States

So that's what they do down in the big AR.
17
Middelfart, Denmark

I guess it's not so funny to them, but how do we know that "Seattle" doesn't mean "Big Fat Stinking Turd" in Danish? That's right, we don't. And it probably does.
18
Horneytown, North Carolina, United States

Its proximity to Hookersville, West Virginia is no coincidence. I also assume that, like Hookersville, the naming of Horneytown took place before "horney" meant "aching for a hot piece of ass" with an extra "e". But I'm starting to wonder why, pride and tradition aside, the townspeople in these little places never saw it fit to change their homes' names? Do they enjoy being ridiculed by the entire English-speaking world?
19
Shitterton, Dorset, England

I wonder if they bleep out the first part of Shitterton's name if it's mentioned on the Disney Channel?
20
Disappointment, Kentucky, United States

Le sigh. Never mind. You live in a small town in Kentucky. At least it was appropriately named.
21
****ing, Austria

The idiots who live in ****ing, Austria had a vote in 2004 to determine whether or not they should change the town's name, and you know what they did? They voted against it, preferring instead to put up with international ridicule, numerous stolen road-signs and horrific Google results.


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Last but not least: Whakapapa

Why is this the worst place name in the world? In Maori, the native language of New Zealand, the "wh" sound is pronounced "f". Say it aloud in your office and see what happens.

(4 is M u f f)