Bullets, Not *****!

Horrido · 08-19-2004, 16:22 PM

Yes! An LA porn star that actually gets it! lol

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/sto...0813868949.htm

Porn Star Tells Military 'Bullets, Not *****'
By Jeff Franks

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A group supporting natural breasts staged a small street protest in Hollywood on Wednesday against a U.S. military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers.

The group, led by porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, said the military should spend its money on "bullets, not *****."

"I think girls should have natural ***** and natural beauty," Carey said after unveiling her own breasts in the protest at an Army recruiting office on Sunset Boulevard.

"Women should be happy with their bodies and what they're blessed with," the 24-year-old star of 37 porn films said.

Her words and deeds drew cheers from a small group of men who had gathered to watch the event. Passing cars sounded their horns in response to a sign that read "Honk if you love natural breasts."

Carey, who wore green camouflage shorts and bikini top, assured all that her own breasts were real.

The protest was organized by porn impresario Mark Kulkis, president of Kick Ass Pictures, the company for whom Carey stars.

It follows recent news stories about the military offering free plastic surgery, including breast enhancements, to soldiers and their families so military doctors can practice their skills.

Kulkis said he opposed military breast implants because they are an unwise expenditure of tax money and because he does not like fake breasts.

"We support our military 100 percent. Part of the reason we're protesting is that we think these tax dollars would be much better spent on essentials (for soldiers)," Kulkis said.

"I'm personally opposed to boob jobs, but more so when they use our tax dollars for them," he said. "It's an issue near and dear to my heart."

Kulkis' porno films come with a promise that none of his female stars have breast implants

He and Carey presented a $500 check to Jennifer Zandstra of Commerce, Texas, who was honorably discharged from the U.S. Army two weeks ago and answered a Kick Ass announcement seeking military women opposed to breast implants.

"Thank you for coming up here and thank you most of all for keeping your real breasts," Kulkis told Zandstra.

Carey invited her to star in her next film, "Mary Carey Rules: No. 6," but Zandstra, now a college student, politely said, "No, thank you."

A military spokesman for the recruiting office where the protest took place said he had no comment.

08/19/04 08:13

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Confed999 · 08-19-2004, 19:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horrido

a U.S. military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers.

Really?

Ray · 08-20-2004, 09:19 AM

There will be a stampede!

Horrido · 08-20-2004, 09:42 AM

Voluntarily go under the knife of a military doctor? Are you insane?!!!!

Ziska · 08-25-2004, 19:42 PM

Quote:

It follows recent news stories about the military offering free plastic surgery, including breast enhancements, to soldiers and their families so military doctors can practice their skills.

Let me say that again. so military doctors can practice their skills.

yeesh. Anyone who signs up for this deserves the saline bags they'll get.

I can understand, say, facial reconstructive surgery, or plastic surgery to help burn victims, but... what sort of wound requires breat implants? I guess you could get your boob shot off...

ChrisF202 · 08-26-2004, 21:36 PM

I seriously doubt the US military offers free brest implants. This isent Nip/Tuck this is the US Army were talking about am I corect?

Edit: I just looked at some pics of Mary Carey, there is no way those things are natural.

AussieSoldier · 09-14-2004, 00:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisF202

I seriously doubt the US military offers free brest implants. This isent Nip/Tuck this is the US Army were talking about am I corect?

Edit: I just looked at some pics of Mary Carey, there is no way those things are natural.

Where are the pics? I went to the website, I didn't want to read the article again lol.

Asim Aquil · 09-14-2004, 04:42 AM

I call shenenigans... show me pics! :D

Confed999 · 09-14-2004, 22:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asim Aquil

I call shenenigans...

Get the brooms!!!!

**Officer of Engineers** · 09-14-2004, 23:07 PM

First, the Canadian Forces paid for a sex change operation. Then, the British MoD did the same. The Chinese followed by doing sex changes in Army hospitals. Now, the Americans are offerring boob jobs.

What the hell is happenning to the !!!!!!!!!!BROTHERHOOD!!!!!!!!!!! of Arms?

Horrido · 09-14-2004, 23:26 PM

Turns out the article is BS. Only 14-20 are offered, takes two to four years to get them, is offered to active duty only, no reserve, retired, or dependents, and you have to pay for the implants and to get to where they're done. Also, I learned that breast enhancements offer very little experience in terms of reconstructive surgery. It's simply offered to keep mil-docs certified, and if you're so stupid and vain to go through that hassle for bigger ****, you deserve the misery they're gonna result in when their certification surgery goes horribly wrong.

roshan · 09-15-2004, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ziska

Let me say that again. so military doctors can practice their skills.

yeesh. Anyone who signs up for this deserves the saline bags they'll get.

I can understand, say, facial reconstructive surgery, or plastic surgery to help burn victims, but... what sort of wound requires breat implants? I guess you could get your boob shot off...

Cant they just glue it back on?

2DREZQ · 09-28-2004, 16:10 PM

On the other hand...

If they offer enhancements for female soldiers...

And this is an equal opportunity issue...

Hmmmm...

08-19-2004, 16:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Horrido Staff Emeritus Chief Subversive Join Date: 08-04-03 Location: Secure, and undisclosed. Posts: 979	Bullets, Not *! Yes! An LA porn star that actually gets it! lol http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/sto...0813868949.htm Porn Star Tells Military 'Bullets, Not ***' By Jeff Franks LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A group supporting natural breasts staged a small street protest in Hollywood on Wednesday against a U.S. military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers. The group, led by porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, said the military should spend its money on "bullets, not *." "I think girls should have natural *** and natural beauty," Carey said after unveiling her own breasts in the protest at an Army recruiting office on Sunset Boulevard. "Women should be happy with their bodies and what they're blessed with," the 24-year-old star of 37 porn films said. Her words and deeds drew cheers from a small group of men who had gathered to watch the event. Passing cars sounded their horns in response to a sign that read "Honk if you love natural breasts." Carey, who wore green camouflage shorts and bikini top, assured all that her own breasts were real. The protest was organized by porn impresario Mark Kulkis, president of Kick Ass Pictures, the company for whom Carey stars. It follows recent news stories about the military offering free plastic surgery, including breast enhancements, to soldiers and their families so military doctors can practice their skills. Kulkis said he opposed military breast implants because they are an unwise expenditure of tax money and because he does not like fake breasts. "We support our military 100 percent. Part of the reason we're protesting is that we think these tax dollars would be much better spent on essentials (for soldiers)," Kulkis said. "I'm personally opposed to boob jobs, but more so when they use our tax dollars for them," he said. "It's an issue near and dear to my heart." Kulkis' porno films come with a promise that none of his female stars have breast implants He and Carey presented a $500 check to Jennifer Zandstra of Commerce, Texas, who was honorably discharged from the U.S. Army two weeks ago and answered a Kick Ass announcement seeking military women opposed to breast implants. "Thank you for coming up here and thank you most of all for keeping your real breasts," Kulkis told Zandstra. Carey invited her to star in her next film, "Mary Carey Rules: No. 6," but Zandstra, now a college student, politely said, "No, thank you." A military spokesman for the recruiting office where the protest took place said he had no comment. 08/19/04 08:13 © Copyright Reuters Ltd. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of Reuters Ltd. __________________ The black flag is raised: Ban them all... Let the Admin sort them out. I know I'm going to have the last word... I have powers of deletion and lock.

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Ray Postmaster General *Military Professional* Join Date: 08-20-03 Posts: 28,269 Country:	There will be a stampede! __________________ "Some have learnt many Tricks of sly Evasion, Instead of Truth they use Equivocation, And eke it out with mental Reservation, Which is to good Men an Abomination." I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to. HAKUNA MATATA

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Officer of Engineers *Military Professional* Moderator Scotch taster Join Date: 08-06-03 Posts: 17,066 Country:	First, the Canadian Forces paid for a sex change operation. Then, the British MoD did the same. The Chinese followed by doing sex changes in Army hospitals. Now, the Americans are offerring boob jobs. What the hell is happenning to the !!!!!!!!!!BROTHERHOOD!!!!!!!!!!! of Arms? __________________ Chimo

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2DREZQ Contributor Join Date: 08-04-03 Posts: 704	On the other hand... If they offer enhancements for female soldiers... And this is an equal opportunity issue... Hmmmm... __________________ USS North Dakota

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Horrido Staff Emeritus Chief Subversive Join Date: 08-04-03 Location: Secure, and undisclosed. Posts: 979	Turns out the article is BS. Only 14-20 are offered, takes two to four years to get them, is offered to active duty only, no reserve, retired, or dependents, and you have to pay for the implants and to get to where they're done. Also, I learned that breast enhancements offer very little experience in terms of reconstructive surgery. It's simply offered to keep mil-docs certified, and if you're so stupid and vain to go through that hassle for bigger ****, you deserve the misery they're gonna result in when their certification surgery goes horribly wrong.

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