I'll be away for a week or so

**TopHatter** · 28 Nov 06,, 04:03

Just wanted to give everybody a heads-up, I'll be in L.A. from tomorrow afternoon until Saturday on business, but I don't know if I'll have Internet when I come back.

This is because I'm also moving somewhere that has pretty dodgy Internet service (no cable, maybe no DSL and god help me I don't want to have to get a satellite dish).

Anyway, I'll be online when and where I can.

**bonehead** · 28 Nov 06,, 04:28

Good luck with all the uncertainties. Maybe someone will pass the hat around and you will get a wireless laptop and directions to an internet cafe.
Who did you piss off to be sent to idiot central on biz?

**Bluesman** · 28 Nov 06,, 04:39

FOOD FIGHT!!!

**THL** · 28 Nov 06,, 04:48

Originally Posted by TopHatter

Just wanted to give everybody a heads-up, I'll be in L.A. from tomorrow afternoon until Saturday on business, but I don't know if I'll have Internet when I come back.

Way to go, TH. Now all the freaks that have been waiting will be signing up and bombarding the WAB with senseless advertisements on every health ailment, medicinal assists and who knows how many other cooky posts for at least the next five days.

**Ironduke** · 28 Nov 06,, 10:04

Originally Posted by Bluesman

FOOD FIGHT!!!

I started the best food fight during my time in high school in 12th grade. The school had started serving breakfast the year before and there were often plenty of leftovers they'd leave on a table in the cafeteria (it was a small school).

I grabbed a few slices of breakfast pizza and flung a slice straight up and back over my head and it landed on someone at the junior table. All hell broke loose. Lunch that day happened to be pizza too, so there was breakfast and lunch pizza, desserts, and open cartons of milk flying everywhere within seconds.

Quite the mess. A few juniors got detention for "starting the food fight"

**TopHatter** · 28 Nov 06,, 13:27

Originally Posted by THL

Way to go, TH. Now all the freaks that have been waiting will be signing up and bombarding the WAB with senseless advertisements on every health ailment, medicinal assists and who knows how many other cooky posts for at least the next five days.

We've got the troops armed and ready for those spambots.

**Bill** · 28 Nov 06,, 14:00

Originally Posted by TopHatter

Just wanted to give everybody a heads-up, I'll be in L.A. from tomorrow afternoon until Saturday on business, but I don't know if I'll have Internet when I come back.

This is because I'm also moving somewhere that has pretty dodgy Internet service (no cable, maybe no DSL and god help me I don't want to have to get a satellite dish).

Anyway, I'll be online when and where I can.

You been a traveling fool lately dude. Business must be good.

**TopHatter** · 28 Nov 06,, 15:54

Originally Posted by M21Sniper

You been a traveling fool lately dude. Business must be good.

My last trip was family. This next one is business. My first business trip in fact.

I must be moving up in the world or something

**Julie** · 28 Nov 06,, 17:03

Can I go?

{sigh}....you're going to leave me here with the rampant spam bots...and...ugh ... {sigh} ... them ?? Can't you see what they are planning ?

Well, YOU BETTER LEAVE ME SOME CHEETOS DAMMIT !

**ArmchairGeneral** · 28 Nov 06,, 23:41

Originally Posted by Julie

Can I go?

{sigh}....you're going to leave me here with the rampant spam bots...and...ugh ... {sigh} ... them ?? Can't you see what they are planning ?

heh. heh. heh. :evil grin:

**Parihaka** · 29 Nov 06,, 02:01

Originally Posted by Bluesman

FOOD FIGHT!!!

Bugger the food fight, lets all have a good insulting thread, nothing crass, points for best insult and points off for most unimaginative.
So 'your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries' would score big (but must be original) whereas your a ***** ** **** ***er would be points off

**Parihaka** · 29 Nov 06,, 02:02

We could call it WAB Celebrity Bytch-slap.

**Bluesman** · 29 Nov 06,, 02:05

Originally Posted by parihaka

Bugger the food fight, lets all have a good insulting thread, nothing crass, points for best insult and points off for most unimaginative.
So 'your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries' would score big (but must be original) whereas your a ***** ** **** ***er would be points off

What a lame-o idea THIS is. Pick that one up from a Don Rickles USO recording, you hockey puck?

I think I see a burned-out bulb above your avatar.

**Bluesman** · 29 Nov 06,, 02:05

Gettin' the ball rollin'...

**Julie** · 29 Nov 06,, 02:13

[singing to myself...]I fell in to a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher,....and it burned, burned, burned,...the ring of fi-re, the ring of fire.

Unmoderated of course.