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bigross86 · 12-14-2003, 11:54 AM

The Show Off Pilots

An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.
Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

"We just shut down two engines."

Military Etiquette

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again.
Do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!

The Way It Should Be:

Trooth · 12-14-2003, 13:05 PM

similarly

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was "running a bit rough."
Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.
"Ah", the pilot remarked, "the dreaded seven-engine approach."

12-14-2003, 11:54 AM	#46 (permalink)
bigross86 401 Ikvot Habarzel *Military Professional* Join Date: 08-07-03 Location: Ra'anana, Israel Posts: 3,148	The Show Off Pilots An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better." Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?" "We just shut down two engines." Military Etiquette Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! The Way It Should Be: __________________ You're a naughty girl, go to my room!

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12-14-2003, 13:05 PM	#47 (permalink)
Trooth *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 11-23-03 Posts: 2,110 Country:	similarly A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was "running a bit rough." Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah", the pilot remarked, "the dreaded seven-engine approach."

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