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    The Show Off Pilots

    An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

    The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

    Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.

    The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.
    Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

    "We just shut down two engines."

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    similarly

    A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was "running a bit rough."
    Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.
    "Ah", the pilot remarked, "the dreaded seven-engine approach."

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