What if WW2 was a Video Game?? -hilarious a must read-

[Canmoore]

>WWII Battlefront ONLINE:
>--------------------------------


>*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
>*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
>*paTTon has joined the game.*
>*Churchill has joined the game.*
>*benny-tow has joined the game.*
>*T0J0 has joined the game.*
>*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
>*Stalin has joined the game.*
>*deGaulle has joined the game.*
>Roosevelt: hey sup
>T0J0: y0
>Stalin: hi
>Churchill: hi
>Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
>paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
>T0JO: lol
>Roosevelt: o this ****ing sucks i got a depression!
>benny-tow: haha america sux
>Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
>Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever
>Stalin: cool

>deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
>Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
>Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
>Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
>Roosevelt: get antiair guns
>Churchill: i cant afford them
>benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
>paTTon: stfu
>Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
>deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
>Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
>paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
>Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
>deGaulle: this is weak u guys suck
>*deGaulle has left the game.*
>Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
>benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
>benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
>Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

>T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
>Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
>T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
>Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
>Hitler[AoE]: wtf
>Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge
****ing army
>Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
>Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
>Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
>T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
>Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
>Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A ****ing TRUCE
>Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
>benny-tow: haha

>benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy
soon sum1
>T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
>Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
>Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
>Stalin: church help me
>Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
>Stalin: dont be an arss
>Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
>Eisenhower: LOL
>benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
>Hitler: o man ur ****ed
>paTTon: oh what now biotch
>Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
>*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
>benny-tow: lame
>Roosevelt: gj patton
>paTTon: thnx

>Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
>Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
>Eisenhower: Nuts!
>benny~tow: wtf that mean?
>Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
>paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
>Stalin: rofl
>T0J0: HAHAHHAA
>Hitler[AoE]: u guys are ****ing gay
>Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
>*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
>benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
>Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
>Stalin: OMG LMAO!
>Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has
>left the game*
>paTTon: hahahhah
>T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
>benny~tow: shut up noob
>Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

>paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
>Eisenhower: yah me too
>T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
>Eisenhower: **** u
>paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
>Stalin: go to hell lol
>paTTon: **** this **** im goin afk
>Eisenhower: yah this is gay
>*Roosevelt has left the game.*
>Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
>Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
>*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
>tru_m4n: hi all
>T0J0: hey
>Stalin: sup
>Churchill: hi
>tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
>tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
>Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
>tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
>Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
>T0J0: wtf is nukes?
>T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!!!111
>*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
>*The Allied team has won the game!*

>Eisenhower: awesome!
>Churchill: gg noobs no re
>T0J0: thats bull**** u ****in suck
>*T0J0 has left the game.*
>*Eisenhower has left the game.*
>Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me
for ****
>Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
>tru_m4n: l8r all
>benny~tow: bye
>Churchill: l8r
>Stalin: fock u all
>tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
>*tru_m4n has left the game.*
>benny~tow: lololol u commie
>Churchill: ROFL
>Churchill: bye commie
>*Churchill has left the game.*
>*benny~tow has left the game.*
>Stalin: i hate u all ***s
>*Stalin has left the game.*
>paTTon: lol no1 is left
>paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
>*paTTon has been eliminated.*
>paTTon: o ****!
>*paTTon has left the game.*

[leib10]

This has already been posted several times. Sorry.

[Canmoore]

Originally Posted by leibstandarte10

This has already been posted several times. Sorry.

what really?

**** i didnt know... great not only a double post, but there is already a post on this... ok mods locker up and deleter

[gunnut]

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge
****ing army

[ArmchairGeneral]

Originally Posted by Canmoore

what really?

**** i didnt know... great not only a double post, but there is already a post on this... ok mods locker up and deleter

Hey man, don't worry. Personally, I don't mind reading it again. Heck, it's good enough that I think someone should repost it about twice a year, just so I can read it again. It's a classic.

[Canmoore]

Lol

[Gavrilo Princip]

****ing brill

[Kansas Bear]

Originally Posted by Canmoore

what really?

**** i didnt know... great not only a double post, but there is already a post on this... ok mods locker up and deleter

I had never seen it.

I found it amusing.