Indian Jokes

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1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"


2 .How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases
the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on
other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand
it would be hot.

4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there
in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and
called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in
the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on
the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki
hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and
said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate
hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

( stupid car makers,they make four forward gears and just one gear to go back)


Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!



6.. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper
ne Flag Dikhaya
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. ( show me other colours in this)


7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra
ra.

9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When
a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies
Yaar...!!!

10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book &
said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"


11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her,
" I LOVE U SISTER."


12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.



13. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!

14. Sardar Son is seen praying to the god: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.