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[RustyBattleship]

Originally Posted by THL

What I need is to have this kid as soon as possible so I can get a Margarita or four into me.

Just pray thanks to the Almighty that the fall did not cause a miscarriage.

Instead of crutches, try a walker. You don't have to trapeze swing between it like crutches.

And don't be embarrassed by asking to use the electric shopping cart at the store. But have someone with you because you have to get out of it to get something off a high shelf. And almost everything you want is on a high shelf. Even the produce trays are too high if you want to hunt for a good bunch of parsley without any brown leaves.

[crooks]

Woah I forgot to respond - thanks everyone for the well wishes, I hope it goes perfectly and if not, well, following yer advice I'll probably be too smashed to notice !

After the wedding we're going directly on honeymoon to Norway (Bergen, to be precise), for ten days, so I probably won't be on the board for that time.

When we get back I'll give ye all a debriefing, and maybe even rustle up a few pics !

[tankie]

Originally Posted by Dreadnought

You should see what I can do with a gyroscope.

Have you beaten gravity yet , or is it stll balanced on string

[Kansas Bear]

Originally Posted by crooks

Woah I forgot to respond - thanks everyone for the well wishes, I hope it goes perfectly and if not, well, following yer advice I'll probably be too smashed to notice !

After the wedding we're going directly on honeymoon to Norway (Bergen, to be precise), for ten days, so I probably won't be on the board for that time.

Congrats!

When we get back I'll give ye all a debriefing, and maybe even rustle up a few pics !

[furkensturker]

Originally Posted by Debbie

Has anyone figured out how to adjust themselves using the back of a chair? It works for some areas but not others.

Using the back of a chair? That's novel, i just put my hand down my pants and adjust myself. The back of a chair sounds a bit kinky.

Freddie

[furkensturker]

Well, it's official, all objects that are considered to be "unidentified and flying" are now officially to be documented as "weather Balloons".

http://priceless420.com/Pr050708denialchart.jpg

But we already knew that.

Freddie

[THL]

Originally Posted by furkensturker

Using the back of a chair? That's novel, i just put my hand down my pants and adjust myself. The back of a chair sounds a bit kinky.

Freddie

Thats what I was thinking of at first. Then I wondered why Debbie would need to do that.

[Southie]

Originally Posted by THL

Thats what I was thinking of at first. Then I wondered why Debbie would need to do that.

Maybe it wasn't for Debbie that she was inquiring for?! Hmmm...couldn't have been for a co-worker, could it? What kind of kinky things do you do in your office?

[Southie]

So anyway, my daughter, the crazy lunatic that she is, found that if she sticks "ear buds" for her iPod in her nose and opens her mouth, the sound projects out of her mouth! She's always doing something to give me a good laugh!!!

[furkensturker]

Originally Posted by Southie

So anyway, my daughter, the crazy lunatic that she is, found that if she sticks "ear buds" for her iPod in her nose and opens her mouth, the sound projects out of her mouth! She's always doing something to give me a good laugh!!!

Tankies a bit like thatb but he talks through his bum, all the time.

Freddie

[THL]

Originally Posted by Southie

Maybe it wasn't for Debbie that she was inquiring for?! Hmmm...couldn't have been for a co-worker, could it? What kind of kinky things do you do in your office?

We do the same kinky things everyone else does in their offices.

[furkensturker]

Originally Posted by THL

We do the same kinky things everyone else does in their offices.

The difference between erotic and kinky is;

Erotic is using a feather.

Kinky is using a chook.

Freddie

[braindead]

Originally Posted by furkensturker

The difference between erotic and kinky is;

Erotic is using a feather.

Kinky is using a chook.

Freddie

Difference between erotica and pornography is whether you use quill or the whole chicken - Terry Pratchett

[Southie]

Originally Posted by THL

We do the same kinky things everyone else does in their offices.

Well, working at a High School we have to be careful of the kinky things we do in the office, otherwise we'll end up on the news!

[Southie]

I was trying to post a thread regarding college degrees being a waste of time and money, and it wouldn't let me. So I will post it here instead. I found the article interesting!

A couple years ago one of our teachers asked me if I had a degree. I told him I didn't. Well, being the arrogant SOB that he is, he said that must be why I'm a secretary! I then told him that I might not have a degree, but I did serve in the AF for 20 years, and have more experience in how to deal with people than he does, and get two paychecks from the military, in addition to my secretary pay! He has been very cordial ever since!

I'm not discouraging students from going to college and getting their degree, but it depends on what they plan on doing after college. Quite a few students opt to go to the community colleges here instead of universities!



College Degrees A Waste Of Time, Money