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[BD1]

yesterday, crossing a street i stood at the streetlight next to Rector of University of Tallinny. He waited for his friend, a vice-chancelor of the Foreign Ministry, to cross the road. His pal waved and crossed the street at red light. The Rector greeted him by mumbling ´That´s a pretty bold step for a diplomat...´

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[Debbie]

I would like a banana split but with real fruit, not the syrupy stuff they parade as fruit and add blueberries to it as well. Of course......top it off with chocolate syrup. Midnight Moo from Trader Joes is good

[Ratus Ratus]

Someone has a very serious chocolate problem.

[sappersgt]

Someone has a very serious chocolate problem.

Chocolate "condition".)

[Debbie]

Chocolate "condition".)

I would like a man of chocolate like they show on that television commerical.........

[RustyBattleship]

I would like a man of chocolate like they show on that television commerical.........

If I wrote what my thoughts are right now, I'd be banned from the board.

[Officer of Engineers]

If I wrote what my thoughts are right now, I'd be banned from the board.

... or trying to find out how the hell you've got that much viagra.

[Debbie]

... or trying to find out how the hell you've got that much viagra.

How much viagra would a fella need to go through before he started to blow dust?

[dave lukins]

How much viagra would a fella need to go through before he started to blow dust?

As a studmuffin I wouldn't know

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.

"How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.

"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

[Debbie]

Good one Mr. Lukins

[Shiny Capstar]

Well, have a good summer all.

I'll be heading off to the airport soon to start a series of flights that finish with me in the Caribbean, (I wont bore with the details, but basically Western Cuba first- good reefs, then a boat from Honduras with people we know Island hopping and allowing me to do some field research). So I'll be gone for a few weeks.

[Knaur Amarsh]

Well, have a good summer all.

I'll be heading off to the airport soon to start a series of flights that finish with me in the Caribbean, (I wont bore with the details, but basically Western Cuba first- good reefs, then a boat from Honduras with people we know Island hopping and allowing me to do some field research). So I'll be gone for a few weeks.

Have a good trip

Don't do anything Dave wouldn't do :P

[dave lukins]

Well, have a good summer all.

I'll be heading off to the airport soon to start a series of flights that finish with me in the Caribbean, (I wont bore with the details, but basically Western Cuba first- good reefs, then a boat from Honduras with people we know Island hopping and allowing me to do some field research). So I'll be gone for a few weeks.

Beats Blackpool but only just Have a great trip and be careful if you are going near that Bermuda Triangle.

[dave lukins]

Have a good trip

Don't do anything Dave wouldn't do :P

Not unless you have a supply of penicillin)

[sappersgt]

Well, have a good summer all.

I'll be heading off to the airport soon to start a series of flights that finish with me in the Caribbean, (I wont bore with the details, but basically Western Cuba first- good reefs, then a boat from Honduras with people we know Island hopping and allowing me to do some field research). So I'll be gone for a few weeks.

Is that what they're calling it now, "field research"?)