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[Debbie]

Originally Posted by dave lukins

Miss Debbie ..What time do I start

Keeping up with me My Dear StudMuffin would probably kill you.

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by sappersgt

Why settle for being the ruler when you could be the yardstick?

oh good grief man.............

[dave lukins]

Originally Posted by Debbie

Keeping up with me My Dear StudMuffin would probably kill you.

In the interest of Medical Science one could but try

[Southie]

How to tell if you need to pray at work

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"

- you need to pray

When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"

- you need to pray

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b*&%$#"

- you need to pray

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ doe she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk

- you need to pray

When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think "sorry a## m#$^%@ f%&*#@s

- you need to pray

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking,punching, or slapping somethat you work with

- you need to pray

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their whole f*^$&@% life story

- you need to pray

If you know all the words that have been bleeped out.....

You definitely need to pray at work!

Let us ALL bow our heads!!

[tankie]

Originally Posted by dave lukins

In the interest of Medical Science one could but try

Dave my very good friend of maaaaaaaany years , i wish to keep you as a friend for many more years to come , and with the condition of your ticker being what it is , i ( going against all soldiers principles ) will VOLUNTEER the task and will send you a sit rep ref the outcome , to satisfy your curiosity so to speak , now you just relax grab a beer and relish the thoughts that will be played out in your mind with my report

[Southie]

Ashley and I saw the movie "Baby Mama" last night. It was hilarious!!! Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were the main characters, but Steve Martin was also in it. We were laughing so hard we had tears rolling down our cheeks!

[Southie]

Saw "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" today. Pretty good. Still like the first one the best!

[crooks]

It's done - we're just back from the Church, formally married - the ceremony was amazing, and I have to say I've never felt as good in my life as I do right now!

I have to keep it short though, the reception starts in half an hour and I'm typing this whilst changing suit !

Won't be on the board for a couple of weeks because of the honeymoon, but I hope everyone stays well and I'll have a full debriefing for yis when I get back !

Slan Libh!

[glyn]

Hearty congratulations, young crooks! Enjoy married life.

[braindead]

Welcome to the club, crooks ! Congratulations!!!

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by crooks

It's done - we're just back from the Church, formally married - the ceremony was amazing, and I have to say I've never felt as good in my life as I do right now!

I have to keep it short though, the reception starts in half an hour and I'm typing this whilst changing suit !

Won't be on the board for a couple of weeks because of the honeymoon, but I hope everyone stays well and I'll have a full debriefing for yis when I get back !

Slan Libh!

This really is dedication to the WAB - a report whilst changing the suit. Welcome to marriage - your life will never be the same

[dave lukins]

Congrats Crooks and Mrs Crooks...I'm sure the honeymoon de-briefing will not be in full

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by tankie

Dave my very good friend of maaaaaaaany years , i wish to keep you as a friend for many more years to come , and with the condition of your ticker being what it is , i ( going against all soldiers principles ) will VOLUNTEER the task and will send you a sit rep ref the outcome , to satisfy your curiosity so to speak , now you just relax grab a beer and relish the thoughts that will be played out in your mind with my report

Request to volunteer denied.

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by dave lukins

Congrats Crooks and Mrs Crooks...I'm sure the honeymoon de-briefing will not be in full

Perhaps we will get a post inbetween......errrrrrrrrrrr..........nevermind.

[dave lukins]

Originally Posted by Debbie

Perhaps we will get a post inbetween......errrrrrrrrrrr..........nevermind.

Whatever can you mean Miss Debbie!!!!