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[furkensturker]

Originally Posted by Debbie

I had a drunken orgy on tequila once and no one forgets about it.

The keywords here, Orgy and Tequila. Add to that any female name and you have a 300 page novel appear in most mens mind. In tankies case, it involves a Midget from Vagas,three Asian women and four people in togas with cattle prods

Freddie

[Kansas Bear]

Originally Posted by furkensturker

The keywords here, Orgy and Tequila. Add to that any female name and you have a 300 page novel appear in most mens mind. In tankies case, it involves a Midget from Vagas,three Asian women and four people in togas with cattle prods........

and an empty bottle of single malt scotch!!!

[Kansas Bear]

Originally Posted by dave lukins

Careful Debbie, you're showing your age

You think that's bad, I made a snide remark about using a slide rule and I received nothing but blanks looks in return!! God help the 21st century!!

[dave lukins]

Originally Posted by Kansas Bear

You think that's bad, I made a snide remark about using a slide rule and I received nothing but blanks looks in return!! God help the 21st century!!

I have two. I don't think I can remember how to use them now. They had a school survey not too long ago and you would be suprised how many kids didn't know where steak, milk or potatoes came from

[tankie]

Originally Posted by dave lukins

I have two. I don't think I can remember how to use them now. They had a school survey not too long ago and you would be suprised how many kids didn't know where steak, milk or potatoes came from

Ok smartarse , tell us

[tankie]

Originally Posted by furkensturker

The keywords here, Orgy and Tequila. Add to that any female name and you have a 300 page novel appear in most mens mind. In tankies case, it involves a Midget from Vagas,three Asian women and four people in togas with cattle prods

Freddie

whats the prod for , i dont need prodding , i can manage well enuff without a prod ta very much , and as long as the midget has no teeth and a flat head to put me beer on , she,s welcome

[tankie]

Originally Posted by Kansas Bear

and an empty bottle of single malt scotch!!!

EMPTY , nahhhh but it soon would be

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by tankie

I reckon we can change that to ,without the help of Mr studmuffin

YES - YES - YES - YES

You will never - ever be that lucky.

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by Kansas Bear

You think that's bad, I made a snide remark about using a slide rule and I received nothing but blanks looks in return!! God help the 21st century!!

I think those are collectors items now.........

[Dreadnought]

Originally Posted by Debbie

I think those are collectors items now.........

Would that make us that know how to use them antiques?

Hmm Tequilla (Sammy Hagars Kabba Wabba (Blue bottle) is criminally smooth for those that dont like the harsher types. A bit expensive but very smooth. Even made a tequilla drinker out of me one time or another the orgy part we wont mention.

[dave lukins]

Originally Posted by tankie

Ok smartarse , tell us

The Supermarket of course

[furkensturker]

Originally Posted by tankie

whats the prod for , i dont need prodding , i can manage well enuff without a prod ta very much , and as long as the midget has no teeth and a flat head to put me beer on , she,s welcome

Ya know Tankie, I lay awake worrying about you, I really do, for about three seconds.

And as for Mr. Studmuffin, Is Debbie aware of the following:-
1 You're a Pom.
2 Have spent far too much time cooped up with Glyn?
3 You have intimate knowledge of and been on the town with Tankie.

I feel she should cut her losses now, Maybe she could take a walk on the wild side and look to the land of OZ. Crikey it's big.

Speaking of CRIKEY, I'm off to sunny Queensland on Thursday for 15 days and plan to go to Australia Zoo, where Crocs rule. I'll post some pics on my return, Ripper.

Freddie

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by Dreadnought

Would that make us that know how to use them antiques?

Hmm Tequilla (Sammy Hagars Kabba Wabba (Blue bottle) is criminally smooth for those that dont like the harsher types. A bit expensive but very smooth. Even made a tequilla drinker out of me one time or another the orgy part we wont mention.

You are too young to be called an antique and go ahead - admit that you've had a tequila orgy - none of us will ever bring the subject around for discussion

[Dreadnought]

Originally Posted by Debbie

You are too young to be called an antique and go ahead - admit that you've had a tequila orgy - none of us will ever bring the subject around for discussion

Not me Ms Deb I'm far too proper for such drunken behavior.

Alcohol and lusty women? Perish the thought.

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by furkensturker

And as for Mr. Studmuffin, Is Debbie aware of the following:-
1 You're a Pom.
2 Have spent far too much time cooped up with Glyn?
3 You have intimate knowledge of and been on the town with Tankie.

I feel she should cut her losses now, Maybe she could take a walk on the wild side and look to the land of OZ. Crikey it's big.

Speaking of CRIKEY, I'm off to sunny Queensland on Thursday for 15 days and plan to go to Australia Zoo, where Crocs rule. I'll post some pics on my return, Ripper.

Freddie

So OZ is big then, you had kept referring to something else, guess the secret is out now

I will keep the StudMuffin thought going until someone proves me wrong I won't hold the fact that Lukins has been around Tankie. After all, we all have lapses in judgement.

Have fun on vaction Freddie, kiss a croc for me and keep your appendages where they belong