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Kate M · 07-05-2006, 00:22 AM

My cats are the stupidest in existence. One of them bites you if you come within six feet of it, one of them won't let you get that close if its life depends on it, and one of them is so stupid you can do anything (literally) to it and it'll be purring and rubbing itself against you within 30 seconds

bigross86 · 07-05-2006, 09:32 AM

I had a couple gerbils which were kinda dumb, but I love going to my friends house. He's had ducks, snakes, and a crow, and he still has turtles, stick insects, tarantulas, and a really stoned Mini Doberman.

One time I was walking with the crow on my shoulder and it took a dump all over me.

kNikS · 07-05-2006, 14:07 PM

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I still do not like them - they freak me out. I dont really like birds in general - they look funny, like they are missing hair on top of their heads or something - its just not right.

Sparrows freak you out? Hopping around?

**TopHatter** · 07-05-2006, 14:56 PM

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and that is what is so good about my cats - if they (well, Max, Chloe is too stupid to not like anyone) do not like you, then you know it up front.

Yes, it's rather obvious what Max thinks about me. Chloe Kitty on the other hand is friendly, if a bit skittish.

My current roomate has FOUR cats.

There's the Alpha Male that I refer to as "the mountain lion" because he's so freakin' huge. Not fat, huge.

There's the small, all-white female that I refer to as "the princess".

Also a small very young female longhair with a bushy tail that I used to call "little girl". But with a tail like that, she's now known by me as "little squirrel".

Finally, there is my favorite, Hemingway

He's just too cool for words.

THL · 07-05-2006, 15:40 PM

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One time I was walking with the crow on my shoulder and it took a dump all over me.

That's just great. If I need another reason to not want a bird, I have one now.

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Sparrows freak you out? Hopping around?

Birds in general. They are so flat on the sides - I feel that they should have arms that stick out a little. and then those ity bity skinny legs - they are just odd looking.

Wooglin · 07-05-2006, 15:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Kate M

My cats are the stupidest in existence. One of them bites you if you come within six feet of it, one of them won't let you get that close if its life depends on it, and one of them is so stupid you can do anything (literally) to it and it'll be purring and rubbing itself against you within 30 seconds

You just described my last three girlfriends

kNikS · 07-05-2006, 16:33 PM

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You just described my last three girlfriends

*trying to get some oxygen* LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! !

kNikS · 07-05-2006, 16:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal

Birds in general. They are so flat on the sides - I feel that they should have arms that stick out a little. and then those ity bity skinny legs - they are just odd looking.

Ma'am, what do you think about spiders? Or elephants? Or tadpoles?

THL · 07-05-2006, 17:28 PM

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Ma'am, what do you think about spiders? Or elephants? Or tadpoles?

dont get me started on spiders. i recently trapped one under a cup, put a box over the cup, and three heavy books over the box. then i called maintenance and had them come get it.

i like elephants. tadpoles are kinda weird though...something going from a fish like thing to a frog seems strange, but i dont have anything against them per se

gunnut · 07-05-2006, 20:19 PM

I like cats.

THL · 07-05-2006, 22:21 PM

I also wonder about the wind. I dont quite understand it.

gunnut · 07-05-2006, 23:14 PM

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I also wonder about the wind. I dont quite understand it.

Wind in general, like movement of air? Or breaking wind after a good bean burrito?

bigross86 · 07-05-2006, 23:27 PM

Both.

leib10 · 07-06-2006, 01:10 AM

Have you ever buried your face in your hands
Cause no one around you understands
Or has the slightest idea what it is that makes you be?
Have you ever felt like there was more
Like someone else was keeping score
And what could make you whole was simply out of reach...

kNikS · 07-06-2006, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal

dont get me started on spiders. i recently trapped one under a cup, put a box over the cup, and three heavy books over the box. then i called maintenance and had them come get it.

If he was bigger than 5cm,I'll give you that. My way of dealing with enormous cockroaches, scorpions and spiders is James Bond style flametrower. Quick and bloodless.

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i like elephants. tadpoles are kinda weird though...something going from a fish like thing to a frog seems strange, but i dont have anything against them per se

So you don't like cute little colorful fluffy chirping Sparrows but you do like 3t creatures with big teeth, dog-sized sh!t, 2m long nose going through upper lip and you dont have anything against slimy creatures without front limbs - or without limbs at all - that live in ponds and eat younger bothers and sisters. (Not that I have anything against any of them)

07-05-2006, 00:22 AM	#46 (permalink)
Kate M New Member Join Date: 07-04-06 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 15	My cats are the stupidest in existence. One of them bites you if you come within six feet of it, one of them won't let you get that close if its life depends on it, and one of them is so stupid you can do anything (literally) to it and it'll be purring and rubbing itself against you within 30 seconds __________________ "It is better to die on your feet than live forever on your knees" - Mikhail Bakunin

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bigross86 401 Ikvot Habarzel *Military Professional* Join Date: 08-07-03 Location: Ra'anana, Israel Posts: 3,148	I had a couple gerbils which were kinda dumb, but I love going to my friends house. He's had ducks, snakes, and a crow, and he still has turtles, stick insects, tarantulas, and a really stoned Mini Doberman. One time I was walking with the crow on my shoulder and it took a dump all over me. __________________ You're a naughty girl, go to my room!

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gunnut *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 01-27-06 Location: DPRK, Democratik People's Republik of Kalifornia Posts: 8,594 Country:	I like cats. __________________ "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

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leib10 HKHolic *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 02-17-05 Location: Lubbock, TX Posts: 3,231 Country:	Have you ever buried your face in your hands Cause no one around you understands Or has the slightest idea what it is that makes you be? Have you ever felt like there was more Like someone else was keeping score And what could make you whole was simply out of reach... __________________ "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes." G-Man

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THL *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 06-23-05 Location: 35 minutes outside Chicago (please don't refer to it as "Chi-Town"...that's annoying) Posts: 5,655 Country:	I also wonder about the wind. I dont quite understand it.

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