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**leib10** · 11 Jul 06,, 20:29

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I‘m being used
That‘s okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she‘s playing with me
That‘s okay cause I‘ve got no self esteem
We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
All this rejection‘s got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so
When she‘s saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she‘s saying that I‘m like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it‘s better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right?
Now I‘ll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I‘d like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that‘s kind of hard when she‘s ready to go
I may be dumb
But I‘m not a dweeb
I‘m just a sucker with no self esteem

Nope, I don't like being young. I've always been more mature than my peers, which made it more difficult for me to fit in and to relate. My childhood hasn't been much fun, and I'm ready to move on.

**THL** · 11 Jul 06,, 21:40

Originally Posted by Dreadnought

Ah to be 18 again

i would not give up a fatal disease to relive those 17-23 year old years again. too much going on.

**gunnut** · 12 Jul 06,, 00:07

Originally Posted by leibstandarte10

Nope. I just never really got into it. Some of the earlier episodes were funny, but now they're all really, really bad. I watch it occasionally, and I may get a single chuckle out of an entire episode. Maybe. I just think it's really overrated.

Yeah, the recent episodes really sucked. It's not satire about a current event or an institution any more. It's just cheap shots at the conservatives. I think the original writers left and were replaced by left leaning loons.

**ArmchairGeneral** · 12 Jul 06,, 02:49

So I had that "Itsy Bitsy...Polkadot Bikini" song stuck in my head this morning. Dang TV ads.

I thought I'd had bad songs stuck in my head before. I was wrong. It was horrible. I'm hoping this post will cause some of you to share my misery. Man I'm mean. (sadistic grin)

**leib10** · 12 Jul 06,, 06:31

Originally Posted by gunnut

Yeah, the recent episodes really sucked. It's not satire about a current event or an institution any more. It's just cheap shots at the conservatives. I think the original writers left and were replaced by left leaning loons.

Yep, the original writers did leave and were replaced by the morons who aren't creative or funny in any way. This is in direct contrast to shows like King of the Hill and South Park, whose writers have been the same since their conception. Hence, why they're a lot more creative and funny.

**THL** · 12 Jul 06,, 07:57

Am I the only person on earth that could care less if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby is never seen publicly?

In fact, I feel we are all better off having not seen the child.

**Dreadnought** · 12 Jul 06,, 13:23

Originally Posted by gunnut

What are you? A communist?

LOL I used to watch the opening 2 minutes of the Simpsons just because I wanted to see how the begining changed. You know how they land on the couch.

**leib10** · 12 Jul 06,, 14:40

Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal

Am I the only person on earth that could care less if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby is never seen publicly?

In fact, I feel we are all better off having not seen the child.

I'm not interested in the lives of ANY celebrety, not any more than a "normal person's" life. Celebreties are overrated and definitely overexposed. Few of them bring more to the table than the average person.

**Dreadnought** · 13 Jul 06,, 14:20

Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal

Am I the only person on earth that could care less if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby is never seen publicly?

In fact, I feel we are all better off having not seen the child.

Ah they keep it locked in a lab along with the rest of the Scientologists

**PubFather** · 13 Jul 06,, 15:51

Right - dumb question, but WTF does IIRC mean? I cannot work it out

I mean IMO these abbreviations are great and AFAIK I have got most of them. BTW are there any other ones that peeps would like to introduce? lol

**Dreadnought** · 13 Jul 06,, 16:38

Originally Posted by PubFather

Right - dumb question, but WTF does IIRC mean? I cannot work it out

I mean IMO these abbreviations are great and AFAIK I have got most of them. BTW are there any other ones that peeps would like to introduce? lol

I think its supposed to read IICR= If I Can Recall

**leib10** · 13 Jul 06,, 17:16

If I Remember Correctly

**leib10** · 13 Jul 06,, 17:18

Originally Posted by Dreadnought

Ah they keep it locked in a lab along with the rest of the Scientologists

It's just going to turn out to be a wierdo like the rest of the Scientologists. I mean honestly, how can anybody with a shred of logic believe the strangeness that Scientologists believe in? Is it pride, stubborness, or just plain stupidity?

There comes a certain point in religion where faith is not the question, logic is. Sure, there are some aspects of major world religions that people may find hard to believe, but at one point the line must be drawn.

I don't how much truth this video contains, but I found it interesting nonetheless:

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

**gunnut** · 13 Jul 06,, 18:32

Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal

Am I the only person on earth that could care less if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby is never seen publicly?

In fact, I feel we are all better off having not seen the child.

Headline News was just talking about that. They listed a bunch of "peculiarities" about Tom and Kate's alleged baby. The birth certificate was signed by a nurse, more than 20 days after the "supposed" birth of the child. No one has actually seen this baby. Where's Katie?

**gunnut** · 13 Jul 06,, 18:34

Originally Posted by leibstandarte10

I don't how much truth this video contains, but I found it interesting nonetheless:

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

I'm surprised no one has actually declared war on these nutjobs yet. Come on, we used tanks on David Koresh and his cult. The least these whacks deserve is a good flamethrower in the face.