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Old 04-28-2006, 00:10 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I thought he's gonna change his name to Turd Ferguson...
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Old 04-28-2006, 00:18 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I thought he's gonna change his name to Turd Ferguson...
We used to laugh our a$$es off at Celebrity Jeopardy in Iraq. My XO had them when I was a company commander, so when I moved to the brigade staff, I carried on the tradition. In the middle of the brigade TOC, you'd see about 10 CPTs and a handful of MAJs huddled around my computer laughing at the videos. We'd then top things off with the office linebacker! My boss had played at Army, and so he ate those videos up.
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Old 04-28-2006, 00:42 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I'll take "the rapist" for $200.
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Old 04-28-2006, 00:44 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I'll take "the rapist" for $200.
Moo!
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Well that's the sound your mother made last night!
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Well that's the sound your mother made last night!
The correct answer was ruff!
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The correct answer was ruff!
You initiating conversation with yourself?

I think it's time that a shrink visits this crazy board.
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Aren't you supposed to answer in the form of a question?
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Old 04-28-2006, 01:10 AM   #24 (permalink)
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You initiating conversation with yourself?

I think it's time that a shrink visits this crazy board.
I thought gunnut was going to chime in with the response, and it's just too good to leave hanging.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_Jeopardy!_(SNL)
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Aren't you supposed to answer in the form of a question?
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I can't remember exactly how the skit has it - it's basically making fun of celebrity intellect, and so it's quit possible that they weren't answering it correctly.
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I'm so sorry. I got caught up watching the Ducks game against Flames. It was 3rd period and the score was tied.
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I'll pose a conundrum to ya. A riddle, if you will.

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends but your mother is a whore.
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I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7000.

That's "An Album Cover" not "Anal Bum Cover."
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Old 04-28-2006, 09:38 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I'll pose a conundrum to ya. A riddle, if you will.

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends but your mother is a whore.
LOL!
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