Forget the guard dog!

**Shek** · 18 Jan 11,, 11:43

I'm hiring this guy for my house:

**bigross86** · 18 Jan 11,, 11:59

This guy wins

**bonehead** · 19 Jan 11,, 06:13

Originally Posted by Shek

I'm hiring this guy for my house:

But can he lay down in front of company and shamelessly lick his balls? Will he sit under the table and eat the stuff you sneak him when the wife has an off day in the kitchen? Will he keep his mouth shut when he catches you doing something everyone knows is wrong.

The man can shoot though. I'd hate to front the money for all the ammo he goes through.

**~~Porsche917LH~~** · 29 Jan 11,, 23:42

I recently decided to trust my life to a debarked chihuahua. These are placed in a picket line around my house as an early warning system. After that I dispatch them with my silenced .22lr AR.

**bonehead** · 30 Jan 11,, 05:09

Seriously, is Chihuahua spanish for, "4 legged pirana". Those little bastards will take you down...one ankle at a time.

**Bill** · 30 Jan 11,, 18:51

Originally Posted by Porsche917LH

I recently decided to trust my life to a debarked chihuahua. These are placed in a picket line around my house as an early warning system. After that I dispatch them with my silenced .22lr AR.

The dogs?

**Blue** · 01 Feb 11,, 04:03

Silenced?

**~~Porsche917LH~~** · 01 Feb 11,, 05:18

Trollzy post was trolllike.

With that being said, I stand by the fact that suppressors were originally patented as silencers. Marketing ploy by maxim.

**Bill** · 01 Feb 11,, 18:13

Technically, it is the firearm itself that is the silencer. :D

**Blue** · 04 Feb 11,, 02:40

Originally Posted by Porsche917LH

Trollzy post was trolllike.

With that being said, I stand by the fact that suppressors were originally patented as silencers. Marketing ploy by maxim.

But Hiram is dead and only fanboys call them silencers.

**Blue** · 04 Feb 11,, 02:41

Originally Posted by Bill

Technically, it is the firearm itself that is the silencer. :D

Heh heh...sniper humor..

**Bill** · 04 Feb 11,, 04:44

<---whistles innocently as he logs the shot.

**bigross86** · 04 Feb 11,, 07:42

I thought the dude behind the trigger was the silencer?

**Blue** · 05 Feb 11,, 03:10

Originally Posted by bigross86

I thought the dude behind the trigger was the silencer?

Good job buddy, you understand sniper humor!

But he is just the nut behind the butt.

**tomkent45** · 18 Jul 11,, 16:41

I understand many people would prefer carrying their own weapons. But I believe using a well trained marine security team could be safer. When it comes to pirates, I don't want to think about saving money, I just want to make sure I sail safely.