Back after a long, long time

[lemontree]

Hi Guys,

My apologize for the long disappearance. Work and family has kept me busy (all the right reasons I guess). I am well and doing good. Hopefully I shall remain connected as I did before.

[Oracle]

^ Welcome back. Please share some raunchy stories from your trip to the middle-east. For example, had 2 kilogram of dates in summer heat watching bikini babes in Jumeirah beach. :D

[WABs_OOE]

Somehow, I cannot imagine the good Captain as becoming a fat dirty old man.

[Albany Rifles]

Good to see ya!

[TopHatter]

Welcome back Sir!

[lemontree]

Oracle, I am not overseeing the middle-east region since the last 3 years. Currently, I have the lovely South East Asian countries as my travel zone.

[lemontree]

Somehow, I cannot imagine the good Captain as becoming a fat dirty old man.

How are you sir? Hope you are keeping well.

[WABs_OOE]

How are you sir? Hope you are keeping well.

Good days and bad. New meds are helping, keeping my episodes down to a minimum, to the point I can recognize when they're coming and lay down to be smothered by the dogs. Not fun when you end up with dog slob on your face.

Been fishing a lot. Last summer I went down Georgia, US for a friend's daughter's wedding. Decided right there and then to do a fishing tour all over the Southern US. The BASS PRO SHOP salesman must have seen me coming. Came out of there with $1000+ worth of gear since I didn't bring anything with me but some clothes and the dogs.

I want to say I'm turning into a fat dirty old man but I'm a cheap bastard. High blood pressure meds are expensive. Calisthenics and dieting are free. And I don't see enough young ladies in bikinis, mainly because they don't hang out where the fish are. Who knew that musquittos and bikinis don't mix.

[Ironduke]

Welcome back, lemontree.

And I don't see enough young ladies in bikinis, mainly because they don't hang out where the fish are. Who knew that musquittos and bikinis don't mix.

Nothing that a few thousand gallons of DDT and a hundred truckloads of sand couldn't fix. Justin would likely bring you up on eco-disaster charges, but there's an off-chance you'd get to see some young ladies in bikinis for a few weeks in the mean-time.

[Oracle]

Somehow, I cannot imagine the good Captain as becoming a fat dirty old man.

Good and dirty mix well. Women dig that. :-)

One question, at what age is a man normally considered to be old, or started to grow old?

[Double Edge]

One question, at what age is a man normally considered to be old, or started to grow old?

There is no old or young, just alive or not ; )

[Oracle]

^ It should be alive and kicking. For example, the Colonel. He goes fishing, he gets fish. Later in the evening he heads for the bar. Orders scotch, schools everybody, and there too he gets his choice of fish. For some like the Colonel, it rains fish. No if and buts. It is, as if, I'm stuck in a time-wrap in a remote desert. Nothing for miles. Eyes sore. Finally, when I come across that patch of much needed greenery, it turns out to be cactus. :D

[Ironduke]

Good and dirty mix well. Women dig that. :-)

One question, at what age is a man normally considered to be old, or started to grow old?

There are three stages in a typical man's life:

1. stud
2. dud
3. thud

Some men alternate back and forth between these three stages with varying degrees of success.

Some men even manage to go "thud" and come back from it (via CPR, defibrillation, autoresuscitation, etc.)

I've personally gone "thud" (heart failure) and now I'm back to being a "dud". I'll be grateful for at least 10-15 more years of "dud".

The Colonel is definitely a "stud".

[Oracle]

There are three stages in a typical man's life:

1. stud
2. dud
3. thud

Some men alternate back and forth between these three stages with varying degrees of success.

Some men even manage to go "thud" and come back from it (via CPR, defibrillation, autoresuscitation, etc.)

I've personally gone "thud" (heart failure) and now I'm back to being a "dud". I'll be grateful for at least 10-15 more years of "dud".

The Colonel is definitely a "stud".

You've made me sad, now.

I don't have any complications, if anything, I am as horny as ever.

What stage is dud? Explain please. What happens when a person is dud?

And the secret to the Colonel being a 'stud' is 'Celine Dion'. How can you forget that?