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  • Tankie's Visit(?) To Russia

    A friend and myself are thinking of a trip out to your City Andrey , will let you know n maybe try some muscovite grogg with ya , waddya reckon ?

  • #2
    Man, any time any day
    We're so bad, we're even bad at it

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    • #3
      Cool , hah , bet it is cool there as well , bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .

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      • #4
        Not so much, about 0C, but we'll tune it properly before your arrival
        We're so bad, we're even bad at it

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Andrey Egorov View Post
          Man, any time any day
          Andrey, may I remind you this is tankie.

          I know you Russians like your spirits but this is tankie that once flooded downtown London by spilling his day ration of beer.

          This is the tankie that mosquitoes don't like to bite because they will die of alcohol poisoning within minutes.

          This is the tankie that caused some bars in the UK to install pipelines instead of having their beer delievered by lorry.

          Choose wisely when you say, "anytime, any day".

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          • #6
            Tankie is Britains secret weapon
            In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

            Leibniz

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            • #7
              Originally posted by tankie View Post
              A friend and myself are thinking of a trip out to your City Andrey , will let you know n maybe try some muscovite grogg with ya , waddya reckon ?
              Steer clear of the 'bath lotion'.

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              • #8
                Tankie uses a ton of "bath lotion" on some nights..
                provided he has any viagra left....and no arthritis in his right hand, of course.
                Last edited by YellowFever; 22 Dec 16,, 18:31.

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                • #9
                  Thanks so much for your concern, my friends. I will gather all my byzantine deceit for this meeting
                  We're so bad, we're even bad at it

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                  • #10
                    You should.

                    Germany didn't surrender because what happened in D-Day or the Eastern Front.

                    They surrendered when they saw tankie get off the boat singing "Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi."

                    Then they knew it's either give up or die of thirst
                    Last edited by YellowFever; 22 Dec 16,, 18:57.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by YellowFever View Post
                      Tankie uses a ton of "bath lotion" on some nights..
                      provided he has any viagra left....and no arthritis in his right hand, of course.
                      Best not to drink it over there though: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-w...-cut-booze-tax

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                      • #12
                        Not exactly a lotion, a tincture.
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                        We're so bad, we're even bad at it

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                        • #13
                          All the better!

                          Now tankie can enjoy two activities he loves with the sameproduct!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by YellowFever View Post
                            Andrey, may I remind you this is tankie.

                            I know you Russians like your spirits but this is tankie that once flooded downtown London by spilling his day ration of beer.

                            This is the tankie that mosquitoes don't like to bite because they will die of alcohol poisoning within minutes.

                            This is the tankie that caused some bars in the UK to install pipelines instead of having their beer delievered by lorry.

                            Choose wisely when you say, "anytime, any day".
                            Errrr just what are you trying to say here , just coz I have a glass of red with beef n white with fish �� you castigate me ppfffffttttt

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Andrey Egorov View Post
                              Not exactly a lotion, a tincture.
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                              Might try a shot of that mmmm just might ��

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