Obama Forgets To Lie About Marijuana

[TopHatter]

I wish Sauerkraut can confirm or deny the allegation that drunks pick fights with cops all the time but stoners almost never do.

That's the other end of the spectrum:

Stoners never do anything bad, instead they sit around and eat munchies only. They don't break the law or hurt so much as a fly. Ever.
It's also perfectly safe to operate heavy equipment, drive a car, fly a plane or perform major surgery while stoned to the bejesus belt.

Also, pot completely cures cancer. All 200+ kinds of cancer that have different (and possibly multiple) causes, affecting different parts of the body in different ways. Pot can wipe all of them out but "Big Pharma" and "The Man" have been keeping that a secret.

Believe it citizens.

[Doktor]

The only con is your brain ends up fried. But hey, who's gonna complain? ;)

[DarthSiddius]

That's the other end of the spectrum:

Stoners never do anything bad, instead they sit around and eat munchies only. They don't break the law or hurt so much as a fly. Ever.
It's also perfectly safe to operate heavy equipment, drive a car, fly a plane or perform major surgery while stoned to the bejesus belt.

Also, pot completely cures cancer. All 200+ kinds of cancer that have different (and possibly multiple) causes, affecting different parts of the body in different ways. Pot can wipe all of them out but "Big Pharma" and "The Man" have been keeping that a secret.

Believe it citizens.

With my extensive experience dabbling in these dark arts, I would respectfully disagree *** Eating my munchies while laughing hysterically, of course.***

[JAD_333]

The only con is your brain ends up fried. But hey, who's gonna complain? ;)

Like Steve Jobs and the merry crew who created the Mac in 1984????

I hear from some folks that the biggest downside to merry weed comes a few days after, assuming you've stopped using it, and that is a kind of malaise in which you feel more powerless (stupid)...probably a price you pay for dipping into your dopamine pool. Your mood sucks, too. Which all underscores that saying that there are no free rides.

[Doktor]

IDK, maybe it's the origin of the weed, but the stoners I see here usually turn from smart to dumb.

Never seen the reverse process.

[omon]

IDK, maybe it's the origin of the weed, but the stoners I see here usually turn from smart to dumb.

Never seen the reverse process.

may be they were not too smart to begin with and weed has nothing to do with it.?

i never seen a single substance that turn dumb into smart. so there is noting wrong with weed not doing it either. it is dumb to expect that, actually.

[Parihaka]

IDK, maybe it's the origin of the weed, but the stoners I see here usually turn from smart to dumb.

Never seen the reverse process.

Like every type of recreational drug, in moderation and fitness for purpose. Stoned skiing or surfing is awesome, stoned socialising is crap.

[Doktor]

may be they were not too smart to begin with and weed has nothing to do with it.?

i never seen a single substance that turn dumb into smart. so there is noting wrong with weed not doing it either. it is dumb to expect that, actually.

Yep, but turning smart into dumb is what I said.
I rest my case.

[omon]

Yep, but turning smart into dumb is what I said.
I rest my case.

you also said
Never seen the reverse process.

[Parihaka]

That's the other end of the spectrum:

Stoners never do anything bad, instead they sit around and eat munchies only. They don't break the law or hurt so much as a fly. Ever.
It's also perfectly safe to operate heavy equipment, drive a car, fly a plane or perform major surgery while stoned to the bejesus belt.

Also, pot completely cures cancer. All 200+ kinds of cancer that have different (and possibly multiple) causes, affecting different parts of the body in different ways. Pot can wipe all of them out but "Big Pharma" and "The Man" have been keeping that a secret.

Believe it citizens.

Totally get where you're coming from (dude), evangelists are an enormous pain no matter what they're selling

[Officer of Engineers]

Never seen the reverse process.

Divorce.

[bonehead]

That's the other end of the spectrum:

Stoners never do anything bad, instead they sit around and eat munchies only. They don't break the law or hurt so much as a fly. Ever.
It's also perfectly safe to operate heavy equipment, drive a car, fly a plane or perform major surgery while stoned to the bejesus belt.

Also, pot completely cures cancer. All 200+ kinds of cancer that have different (and possibly multiple) causes, affecting different parts of the body in different ways. Pot can wipe all of them out but "Big Pharma" and "The Man" have been keeping that a secret.

Believe it citizens.

I will temper that a bit. Many people with cancer lose their appetite and waste away rather quickly. The fun of Chemo. They usually pass the point of no return before any anti cancer therapies get a chance to work. Ironically, the munchies saves lives. Also does it rather cheaply. Weed gives people relief from other intestinal ills that the pharma companies currently can't touch. Lastly, I have to deal with a population of kids who ingest a ton of RX just to chill. Manic depressant, ADHD, paranoid schizophrenia, etc. The side effects are much worse than smoking weed and of course the RX cost much more and is rotting their livers to boot. I have heard that weed can be a good pain suppressant for some things but I don't know if the weed really works or the smoker just gets high enough to the point of not caring about the pain anymore. As for me I would be happy just to have hemp paper and textiles back.

[sated buddha]

There's also something else that stoners apparently do better than boozards. Or so the ladies would have us believe. :whome:

[JAD_333]

There's also something else that stoners apparently do better than boozards. Or so the ladies would have us believe. :whome:

Is there anything we haven't covered yet?

[sated buddha]

Is there anything we haven't covered yet?

Yes. Contrary to the literature doing the rounds, it allegedly makes for better lovers. Unlike with alcohol, which kind of deadens the nerve endings and just makes the woman sore after a point (no pun intended).