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  • #46
    Originally posted by Monash View Post
    Is that tankers or tankie?
    He leads, but can't do everything on his own.
    No such thing as a good tax - Churchill

    To make mistakes is human. To blame someone else for your mistake, is strategic.

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    • #47


      Kind of sums it up.
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      • #48
        stolen and copied to my facebook... :)
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        • #49
          Domestic violence figure seems low.
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          Win nervously lose tragically - Reds C C

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Bigfella View Post
            Domestic violence figure seems low.
            Aye the men were away ,,shark fishin

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Bigfella View Post
              Domestic violence figure seems low.
              The total number of deaths seems low. 45k? I was expecting something way way higher for 20+mn population.
              No such thing as a good tax - Churchill

              To make mistakes is human. To blame someone else for your mistake, is strategic.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Doktor View Post
                The total number of deaths seems low. 45k? I was expecting something way way higher for 20+mn population.
                In 2012 142,098 people died in Australia.

                Not in any order or frequency.... Old age/ natural causes, flu, bacterial infection (primary and secondary), fire, murder, accidental poisonings, malpractice, various viruses, fungal infections, envenomination, SCA, complications from falls.... Humans absolutely rock in finding interesting ways to die.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by zraver View Post
                  In 2012 142,098 people died in Australia.
                  That's more like what I expected. Nice mockery never the less.


                  Humans absolutely rock in finding interesting ways to die.
                  Oh yes.
                  No such thing as a good tax - Churchill

                  To make mistakes is human. To blame someone else for your mistake, is strategic.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by zraver View Post
                    Humans absolutely rock in finding interesting ways to die.
                    Jason, how else are we going to die? Dying in bed is a recent phenomenon.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Officer of Engineers View Post
                      Jason, how else are we going to die? Dying in bed is a recent phenomenon.
                      Most things in nature die as lunch for something else. Besides here locally, if someone dies and there needs to be chain of custody I'm likely to get paged out as part of the local rescue group to run the meat wagon. I get to see some of the interesting ways we can go.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by zraver View Post
                        In 2012 142,098 people died in Australia...... Humans absolutely rock in finding interesting ways to die.
                        That last statement is more or less a function of modern technology. Human beings have walked the Earth for something like 200,000 years. Take out the last 3000 years or so and our 'ways of dying' are virtually identical to those of every other animal animal on the planet. Civilization is a very thin armour indeed against tooth, claw and disease.
                        If you are emotionally invested in 'believing' something is true you have lost the ability to tell if it is true.

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                        • #57
                          If you get eaten by a shark, because you were too fat to quickly swim away, does that count as a shark death or an obesity death?

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by FJV View Post
                            If you get eaten by a shark, because you were too fat to quickly swim away, does that count as a shark death or an obesity death?
                            And do skinny ones get attributed to malnutrition death or vegan ?

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                            • #59
                              Of course from the sharks perspective its a matter of whether or not you are on a fat free diet, so it sort of balances itself out. Very YING and YANG. :)
                              If you are emotionally invested in 'believing' something is true you have lost the ability to tell if it is true.

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                              • #60
                                Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

                                "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

                                "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

                                "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

                                "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

                                When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

                                His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

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