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    Marines: Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential?

    well for this guy, oops, i think your insanity is showing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by troung View Post
    Years of internet abuse have taken their toll...
    There's a market out there for what he is saying. Teenagers and twenties. The group with more disposable income than sense.

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    I stopped reading after "1st Tactical Studies Group (Airborne), a non-profit think-tank..." Glad I didn't waste my time.

    Either Sparkie, or one of his proteges, created videos and posted on youtube, explaining why the Sherman and Abrams suck. They were impressive videos, with lots of bold yellow and red letters....
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    I realized it was a waste of time as soon as I saw the thread title.....

    Who is next....DarthAmerica? (Strategy Page joke)
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    Quote Originally Posted by astralis View Post
    Marines: Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential?

    well for this guy, oops, i think your insanity is showing.

    Stop.

    Sparky was kicked out of the Active duty Corps as an enlisted man with less than a year in.

    Then he was dropped from the Officer Corps during TBS. Peer Evaled out before being commissioned.

    But he has been an Army Officer for years. They even promoted him!!!!!

    And he is Airborne.


    Bet S-2, AR and the rest of those Army Officers are happy to be in the Brotherhood with him.

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    Its called Tourist Season. So why can't we shoot them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun Grape View Post
    ARMY
    Ain't Ready to be Marines Yet.

    Yeah, Gunny. I tried to become a Marine officer they said no because my parents knew each other.


    And he is Airborne.

    Oh, and falling out of an airplane 5 times does not make one Airborne. It qualifies one to wear the basic parachutist badge and be eligible for assignment to an airborne unit.

    You are Airborne only if you are or have been assigned to an Airborne unit.....
    Last edited by Albany Rifles; 02 Jul 12, at 20:37.
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    but wait, there´s more :
    M.Sparks writes 007 fanfiction too!

    Everything is Not What it Appears

    Bond opened up the side escape door.

    His men looked back at him.

    "You gents haven't jumped from a perfectly good airplane at 300 miles per hour before?"

    Their blank stares said they hadn't.

    "Remember to crouch into a ball upon exit. Russian style. The Russkies do it, so can we. After you get a good canopy steer towards me and lower your swim fins. Undo your chest strap and I'll steer us into the wind; as soon as you feel water undo your split saddle leg straps and slide out of your harness and swim to me. Got it?"

    In unison the team replied "Airborne, Sir".
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    That fanfic piece doesn't even make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnut View Post
    I stopped reading after "1st Tactical Studies Group (Airborne), a non-profit think-tank..."
    Apparently they do their thinking and studying whilst parachuting or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albany Rifles View Post
    Yeah, Gunny. I tried to become a Marine officer they said no because my parents knew each other.
    No surprise there, I told Marine Officers the same thing for 20 years

    But there is no getting around it. Mike Sparks is an Army Officer
    Its called Tourist Season. So why can't we shoot them?

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    Gunny,

    You know where you can stick that dancing banana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter View Post
    Apparently they do their thinking and studying whilst parachuting or something.
    And why 1st? Why not 2nd?

    There's the First AME Church. Is there the 2nd AME Church?

    There's the First Citizens Bank, First Premier Bank, First National Bank, but no Second anything.

    We should start a business that is either Fifth or Eighth. They are alphabetically listed ahead of First.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnut View Post
    We should start a business that is either Fifth or Eighth. They are alphabetically listed ahead of First.
    Three words for you Gunnut: Fifth. Third. Bank.



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    Now that's what I'm talking about.
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