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    Quote Originally Posted by bonehead View Post
    Well, I signed the mouse's donor card so to speak. Some tech weenie friend of mine is going to do something with the blue laser it had.
    I applaud your civic mindedness. Someday a robot with a blue laser will knock on your door and when you appear will throw open its arms and call out, "dad, it's me!."
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    Or kill you closer to the end so you can live your miserable puny human life just that much longer
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAD_333 View Post
    I applaud your civic mindedness. Someday a robot with a blue laser will knock on your door and when you appear will throw open its arms and call out, "dad, it's me!."
    Hey, I donated a "LASER" not semen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigross86 View Post
    Or kill you closer to the end so you can live your miserable puny human life just that much longer
    I do recall the word "phaser" and "star trek" in the conversation. I guess I might have to alter an extension cord to make one of those ferengi whip things for self defense. As a saving grace at least I didn't die with a mouse up my ass.

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    Semen, mouse inserted, Ferengi whip things, suggestions of inappropriate robot-human relations.

    Before you know it, it all ends in a sordid affair at a dark alley where someone dressed as a Klingon is taking diabolical liberties with your body.



    I remind everyone of Federation directive #6536, concerning posting messages on a forum after googling for star trek porn. AGAIN.

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    Oof dah
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJV View Post
    Semen, mouse inserted, Ferengi whip things, suggestions of inappropriate robot-human relations.

    Before you know it, it all ends in a sordid affair at a dark alley where someone dressed as a Klingon is taking diabolical liberties with your body.





    I remind everyone of Federation directive #6536, concerning posting messages on a forum after googling for star trek porn. AGAIN.


    I saw the green chick Kirk had when I was young and impressionable. Back in the days when TV's were huge and bulky and mice were little hairy rodents. I may have learned to read via a stack of playboys I found in the basement but it was Star Trek that gave me imagination. I so wanted to use that Vulcan nerve pinch on prom night. Would have saved me a bundle.

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    I have a wireless mouse and keyboard. But my setup is a large touch-screen computer. It's like having a giant iPad. Using the virtual keyboard and a stylus, I rarely even use the keyboard/mouse anymore.
    Last edited by TopHatter; 24 Aug 12, at 20:35.

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    I've got a 15.6" laptop that is for school and travel, and a souped-up 17.4" laptop connected to an extra external screen as a home computer. That extra external screen at the moment happens to be a 32" LG LCD television. Makes it more fun to watch movies, don'tchaknow
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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    Hi just been reading you thread on mice. Have not used on since 1996 when I heard about tablets. now I have a Wacom Intros and find I can use the pen for as long as I like with no cramping. If you've never tried a tablet you are really missing out. The Wacom do not use batteries like some of the cheaper makes and they are expensive but worth it. It's an option.
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