Totally Useless Facts

[texasjohn]

Sorry.....Dok is rubbing off on me...

You perv!

[gunnut]

That 4 most recent US presidents write with their left hands.

[Doktor]

Sorry.....Dok is rubbing off on me...

That's your best excuse?

[Doktor]

That 4 most recent US presidents write with their left hands.

Time to elect a president who will write with right hand?

[dave lukins]

Its possible to drink and swallow while standing on your head :tankie:

How do you get your feet to your head?

[dave lukins]

Maybe someone should get one of those for tankie, we might begin to understand what the poor bugger is trying to say...

It would be the first keyboard ever to commit hara kiri

[YellowFever]

That's your best excuse?

Hey, c'mon, what other excuse do you need?????

It's my all purpose excuse and it works on anything.

"You idiot, you're not funny at all!"
"Sorry.....Dok is rubbing off on me..."
"OH OK."

"You dummy, you're jumping to conclusions!"
"Sorry.....Dok is rubbing off on me..."
"OH OK"

"You dummy, you're ugly"
"Sorry.....Dok is rubbing off on me..."
"OH, OK"



See what I mean Dok?
It works on everything!

[Doktor]

Never thought I will be get out of jail card

[YellowFever]

WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?

One of the most commonly seen sights is the blue sky, yet what’s not widely known is what makes it blue.

The sun emits light that travels through space toward Earth. Because space is a vacuum (i.e., it has no atmosphere), the light remains largely undisturbed until it nears the Earth, whose atmosphere is made up of a mixture of
gas molecules (mainly oxygen and nitrogen) and other
materials.

The closer you get to the Earth, the thicker the atmosphere.

Light from the sun appears white but is in fact a combination of colors, and the range of these colors that are visible to the human eye—from red to violet, by way of orange, yellow, green, blue and indigo—is shown when light is
passed through a prism. These different colors have different wavelengths and energies, with violet having the shortest wavelength and highest energy and red having the longest wavelength and lowest energy.

As light hits the Earth’s atmosphere, the different colors react in different ways.

Some of them get absorbed by the gas molecules while others do not. Most of the longer-wavelength colors (such as red and orange) pass straight through the atmosphere and are unaffected, while many of the
shorter-wavelength colors (such as violet and blue) get absorbed by the gas molecules, because the wavelengths (i.e.,the distance between the peaks of each wave) of these colors are similar in size to the diameter of an atom of oxygen.

The gas molecules then radiate these colors and scatter them across the sky, causing the sky to appear blue.

The reason why we perceive the sky as blue and not violet is because our eyes are more sensitive to blue.

Although research has shown that a person who is extremely intoxicated, and I mean fall down slurring your words, drink 20 pints of beer intoxicated, will on rare occasions, will perceived the sky as violet.

Tankie sees the sky as violet 24/7.

[Doktor]

Polar bears have transparent hair and their skin is black

[Parihaka]

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".

[bigross86]

A lisping dunce (dunth) who wants to pull some clever stunts (thtunth).

Seriously, though, there is at least one word that rhymes with month: "Dunth". Dunth's definition is "a word that rhymes with nothing" or "a word that rhymes with month"

[DOR]

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".

Once a month,
I ride a Triumph

[Parihaka]

Once a month,
I ride a Triumph

Maybe with your accent ;)

[YellowFever]

uneath