Taliban threaten xmas mayhem

[gunnut]

Time to trade in the mistletoe for a tow missile and get this party started!!

You've been watching Futurama? :)

[dave lukins]

I was in London for the last one. Not a very nice day......

The English are an odd bunch, bombs still going off and they kept asking for the channel to be changed from the events a km away so they could watch the cricket.

Doesn't suprise me... they held of the Germans pretty much on their own for a good part of the war, survived the Blitz, the Battle of Britain, the loss of a good part of their heavy forces at Dunkirk... You think Ahmed the towlie-ban is going to get them to miss the cricket?

All good quotes

Cricket is organised loafing. Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves. It's a catch-21 situation

[Doktor]

Dave I am curious, this catch-21 is worse or better then catch-22 situation? :dancing-banana:

[Blue]

You've been watching Futurama? :)

I don't know what you're talking about....:whome:

[YellowFever]

Dave I am curious, this catch-21 is worse or better then catch-22 situation? :dancing-banana:

Oh sure, you can't even do this ~~~> :Dancing-Banana: <~~~ right and you're teaching him about Catch-22.

[Doktor]

Guess you are the happiest person online now :)

[snapper]

I was in London for the last one. Not a very nice day......

The English are an odd bunch, bombs still going off and they kept asking for the channel to be changed from the events a km away so they could watch the cricket.

You have to have your priorities in order.

[Red Team]

I guess we should ask Santa to give the good Mr Wazir 2000 IBS of laser guided holiday cheer...it's the least we can do :)

[dave lukins]

I guess we should ask Santa to give the good Mr Wazir 2000 IBS of laser guided holiday cheer...it's the least we can do :)

I do like unexpected gifts and I hope he does also. A laser guided holiday sound about right ;)

[BB61Vet]

So just tonight into my hotel come these three *quite* devout Muslim Pakistanis. As they entered the building they saw me in the back hastily finishing a bite of my supper. One, attempting to make conversation with me, asked what I was eating. I told him I'd just made this wonderful recipe of Bourbon marinated pork chops grilled while wrapped in bacon and it was heavenly, and inquired if he'd like a plate....

Suffice it to say they're up in their rooms now, and I've not been bothered since.

All that to say - how much processed pork product should we bomb the arabs with to halt the towelie-ban and al-quaida?

[S2]

"...how much processed pork product should we bomb the arabs with to halt the towelie-ban and al-quaida?"

B.S. to anybody fool enough to give them perfectly good bacon or pork spareribs. Just finished a plate of ribs and I ain't sharin' with nobody. Gonna bomb anybody with bacon or chops I volunteer as the target.

[Red Team]

"...how much processed pork product should we bomb the arabs with to halt the towelie-ban and al-quaida?"

B.S. to anybody fool enough to give them perfectly good bacon or pork spareribs. Just finished a plate of ribs and I ain't sharin' with nobody. Gonna bomb anybody with bacon or chops I volunteer as the target.

Sir, you have one epic appetite.

[Dreadnought]

"...how much processed pork product should we bomb the arabs with to halt the towelie-ban and al-quaida?"

B.S. to anybody fool enough to give them perfectly good bacon or pork spareribs. Just finished a plate of ribs and I ain't sharin' with nobody. Gonna bomb anybody with bacon or chops I volunteer as the target.

Mmm, Stuffed porkchops wrapped in bacon. You have given me a new idea.

[dave lukins]

Mmm, Stuffed porkchops wrapped in bacon. You have given me a new idea.

What was the old idea?

[dave lukins]

Sir, you have one epic appetite.

He has been known to eat newbies for breakfast so a few ribs, chops and bacon are no problem