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  • #61
    Originally posted by snapper View Post
    I note that the Scots will not be alowed to play bagpipes before the game against England.... Why?
    The rule was introduced after the vuvuzela fiasco at the soccer world cup.

    Rugby World Cup spokesman Mike Jaspers said earlier in the week that there was no specific ban on bagpipes, but a range of musical items, such as drums and vuvuzelas, are not allowed in because they can interfere with others' enjoyment of the game
    It's effing silly IMO
    In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Parihaka View Post
      The rule was introduced after the vuvuzela fiasco at the soccer world cup.


      It's effing silly IMO
      We will have supporters shouting in a whisper soon. The noise and razzmatazz is all part of the excitment.

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      • #63
        Originally posted by dave lukins View Post
        We will have supporters shouting in a whisper soon. The noise and razzmatazz is all part of the excitment.
        Aye. I personally hated the vuvuzela but lets face it, rugby supporters are a class above soccer supporters and would never stoop so low as to use one. ;)
        In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

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        • #64
          I would have thought the Scots would have an official bagpiper or pipe band for those games? After all, if the Kiwi's and the Islanders can have hakas then why not?
          "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher

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          • #65
            This is obviously written by a Kiwi and is very funny. Love the comment about Willie Mason (a meat head Tongan/Australian Rugby League player for those who don't know him).

            The Definitive RWC Team Guide

            Pool A

            Canada
            Basic Info : This large North American nation of 34.6 million is best known as the smaller (and smarter) brother of the U.S of A.
            If you meet a Canadian in the street : You may struggle understanding a Canadian in the street. This is because they may be speaking French or a strange English dialect in which the term 'eh' is used at the end of each sentence.
            Chances of Winning : Although hockey is the passion of the majority of native Canadians, the similarities in the two sports (violence and cold weather) should see them take a win or two.
            Canadians You May Know : Wayne Gretzky (Hockey superstar whose big heart in a small body would have made him a perfect halfback). Justin Beiber (Girl band singer and proponent of bad haircuts)



            France
            Basic Info : Small European Nation with a population of 65.8 million people, half of whom are Englanders filming "A Place In The Sun"- style reality programmes for the Living Channel. Best known to kiwis for blowing up the Rainbow Warrior
            If you meet a Frenchman in the street : Duck for cover
            Chances of Winning : Almost nil - unless Wayne Barnes referees all their important matches.
            French People You May Know : Alain Marfart & Dominique Prieur (Saboteurs), Sebastien Chabal (Rugby player and missing link)



            Japan
            Basic Info : Asian Island Nation of 128 million people with an industrial focus on high tech industries in which the good ideas of other nations are transformed into actual working products.
            If you meet Japanese people in the street : Be prepared to smile for plenty of photos.
            Chances of Winning : A game? Maybe. The Tournament? Snowballs chance in hell.
            Japanese People You May Know : Surprisingly, you may know many of the Japanese squad members competing this year. They include John Kirwan-san (Auckland Marist), Luke Thompson-san (Kaiapoi), James Arlidge-san (Pakuranga) and Shaun Webb-san (Blenheim).



            New Zealand
            Basic Info : Consistently proven as not only the greatest rugby country on the planet, but the greatest country full stop. This nation of 4.4 million people and 40 +- million sheep is heaven on earth.
            If you meet a Kiwi in the street : Remember to introduce yourself to the trailing sheep and try to discuss the rugby early in the conversation. Kiwis are notoriously single minded when it comes to rugby and can be found to be ignorant in other areas - particularly foreign cultures. Kiwi's tendency to stereotype is legendary.
            Chances of Winning : Put the house on it.
            Kiwis You May Know : Lord Sir Ayatollah Graham Henry (Greatest coach in any sport - ever), Sir Daniel Carter (Greatest player in any sport - ever), Fred Dagg (Composer of NZ's national anthem "We Don't Know How Lucky We Are")



            Tonga
            Basic Info : Pacific Island Nation of 100,000 people
            If you meet a Tongan in the street : Tongans are easy people to spot on account of the Tongan flags hanging off their cars. Rest assured the $2 shop has made their millions. Mentioning Manu Vatuvei should start the conversation nicely.
            Chances of Winning : With all Tongan games in the North Island of New Zealand (or the South Island of Tonga as it is often referred to) the Tongans will be looking at the Canadians and Japanese as possibilities for a win.
            Tongans You May Know : Manu Vatuvei (League Legend), Paea Wolfgram (Winner of Tongas first Olympic metal), Willie Mason (Tw@t)

            Pool B



            Argentina
            Basic Info : South American Nation of 40 million horse riders, steak eaters and tango dancers.
            If you meet an Argentine in the street : Striking a moment of sobriety amongst Argentina fans is a rare moment indeed and should be treated with respect. If you encounter them on the other 99.9% of their NZ tour, ensure you know the ole, ole, ole, ole chant back to front.
            Chances of Winning : The Argies will surprise a few at this tournament - keep an eye on their first encounter with the Poms to get an idea of how their tournament will proceed.
            Argentines You May Know : Diego Maradona (Handball player), Che Guevara (Legendary revolutionary leader or common murderer depending on your political lean)



            England
            Basic Info : Island nation (not the Pacific type - more the Nordic type) off the coast of Europe. The majority of the 52 million population enjoy cups of tea, a pint of bitter at the 'pob', Coronation Street and rioting.
            If you meet a Pom in the street : Don't worry about talking to them - you won't get a word in edge wise. Sit quietly and listen to how well they are going to do before chanting "You're going home in an All Black Ambulance" several times.
            Chances of Winning : The Poms are traditionally much better at inventing sports than playing them. Interesting to note that a full squad of players has been sent to New Zealand despite the team only ever playing ten man rugby. Take the chances your average Pom thinks they have of winning the RWC and divide it by 10.
            Poms You May Know : Johnny Wilkinson (Statue), Queen Elizabeth The Second (Women's magazine subject and part time cruise ship), David Beckham (Comedian),



            Romania
            Basic Info : European nation of 24 million people, many of whom (despite general opinion to the contrary) are not vampires. Also inventors of a brutal petrol-like alcoholic substance that is sure to make my Christmas mornings a misery when our neighbours pop over with a bottle every Christmas Eve.
            If you meet a Romanian in the street : Popular opinion suggests most Romanians only come out at night. Commiserate with them on their string of heavy defeats at RWC 2011. Don't accept any clear alcoholic substances under any circumstances.
            Chances of Winning : Think Tua v Lewis and you'll be in the ballpark.
            Romanians You May Know : Count Dracula (Sesame Street Character)



            Georgia
            Basic Info : Not the American State apparently. A sovereign state in the South Caucasus region of Eurasia (thanks Wiki). Georgia's 4.7 million inhabitants are best known for being that team at RWC 2011 whose flag no one knows. It is always being invaded by Russia and suffers very cold winters followed by very cold summers.
            If you meet a Georgian in the street : Comment on how cold it is in New Zealand at this time of the year and ask if they'd noticed how few times Russia has invaded since the opening ceremony. If that fails sing them "Georgia on my mind" and run like the wind.
            Chances of Winning : Think Cameron v Tua and you'll be in the ballpark.
            Georgians You May Know : Martin Luther King Jr (Politician), The Guy That Invented Coca Cola (Inventor), Hulk Hogan (Actor)



            Scotland
            Basic Info : That bit on the map above England but coloured in a different colour is the home to 12 million Scots. The national drink is whiskey and the Laphroig brand is the reason I'm often absent from work on Mondays.
            If you meet a Scotsman in the street : Don't suggest that you go out for a drink - you'll end up penniless due to the Scots reputation for short arms and deep pockets.
            Chances of Winning : Think Tua, Cameron and Lewis v you in a Battle Royal and you'll be in the ballpark.
            Scots You May Know : Mel Gibson (Actor), Billy Connolly (Swearer), Alexander Graham Bell (The bloke that stole the plans for the telephone from an Italian bloke then stole all the fame and fortune for "inventing" said telephone)

            Pool C



            Australia
            Basic Info: Large island off the coast of New Zealand inhabited by 21 million convicts, 2 million New Zealanders and enough deadly animals to ensure any smart Kiwi stays well away.
            If you meet an Australian in the street: You have my sympathy.
            Chances of Winning: As always the Aussies rate themselves highly coming in to the tournament and are likely going to be the Mighty Mighty All Blacks final victim.
            Australians You May Know: John Farnham (Best. Mullet. Ever), Split Enz (NZ Rock Band), Crowded House (NZ Rock Band), Dragon (NZ Rock Band), Phar Lap (NZ Race Horse), Quade Cooper (NZ First-Five), Russell Crowe (Australian Actor)


            Ireland
            Basic Info: A rare combined team comprising the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland. These two nations stop blowing each other up for six weeks every four years to compete at the Rugby World Cup.
            If you meet Irish people in the street: You're in for a hell of a few days. Be prepared to drink Guinness 24/7, only stopping to eat steak and Guinness hotpots - with potatoes, potatoes, potatoes.
            Chances of Winning: Pool C is probably the weakest of the lot. Ireland should make the quarters - failure to do so will result in lost Viaduct pub revenues of an estimated 10 million dollars.
            Irish People You May Know: Darren Clarke (Golfer, Alcoholic), Colin Farrell (Actor, Alcoholic), Brian O'Driscoll (Rugby Player, - Could've 'doied')


            Italy
            Basic Info: Boot shaped south European nation of 61 million inhabitants. Most Italians argue a lot, sleep with anything that moves and live on the East Coast in an area called Jersey Shore.
            If you meet Italians in the street: Shake hands then fall to the ground grasping your eye, seething in agony. This will show your guests that you have a good knowledge of Italian soccer. Females should not approach Italian men under any circumstances.
            Chances of Winning: The Azzurri have surprised a few northern journos with the odd victory over six-nations teams in the past. They may not win but there's every chance there'll be a lot of scoring going on.
            Italian People You May Know: Luciano Pavarotti (Tenor, Womaniser), Silvio Berlusconi (Prime Minister, Womaniser), Giacomo Cassanova (Womaniser, Womaniser).


            Russia
            Basic Info: Freaking huge country of 143 million vodka drinkers that used to be part of the freaking huger U.S.S.R. before the Iron Curtain was torn down. Home of smoking hot but averagely talented tennis players.
            If you meet Russians in the street: Ask for a nip of Vodka. Speak in a deep thundering voice and remove all vowels from the words you are using.
            Chances of Winning: Are you serious?
            Russians You May Know: Maria Sharapova (The New Anna Kournikova), Anna Kournakova (The Old Maria Sharapova), Dasha Astafieva (Cover Girl - Playboy Nude Playmates 2011), Nikita (That chick from the Elton John song that will never know anything about his home), Sergey Brin (Really, really rich)



            United States of America
            Basic Info: Large North American country and self proclaimed centre of the universe, land of the free and home of the brave. None of which is true. The average IQ of Americans is amongst the lowest in the developed world with one group in particular dragging the average down. These people are known as Republicans.
            If you meet Americans in the street: Speak slowly. The Americans have no idea what English is.
            Chances of Winning: Significantly better than their chances in Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, Korea or most of Central America but still less than .01%.
            Americans You May Know: George W Bush (Terrorist), Justin Timberlake (Talent yet to be discovered - but famous all the same), Larry Page (Really, really rich)


            Pool D


            Fiji
            Basic Info: Melanesian Island nation of 850,000 people ruled over by whichever army leader was involved in the last monthly military coup. Home of the world's worst beer 'Fiji Bitter' and one of the best rugby sevens teams you'll ever see.
            If you meet Fijians in the street: STAY. AWAY. FROM. THE. KAVA.
            Chances of Winning: With 8 blokes on the field that have no idea why they are there, probably not very much at all.
            Fijians You May Know: Joeli Vidiri (All Black Winger), Sitiveni Sivivatu (All Black Winger), Rupeni Caucaunibuca (All Black Winger), Josevata Rokocoko (All Black Winger)


            Namibia
            Basic Info: African country north of South Africa (unsurprisingly) of just over 2 million people. They have several deserts and a good women's roller hockey team. (Thanks Wiki)
            If you meet Namibians in the street: You're probably not going to have much in common. I've researched thoroughly on Wiki and am yet to find anything interesting.
            Chances of Winning: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <breathes> hahahahahahahahahaha
            Namibians You May Know: Percy Montgomery (Springbok fullback and pretty boy) - Namibian - who would have thunk it?


            Samoa
            Basic Info: Pacific Island Nation of 179,000 people who live in paradise. Samoa consists of 8 smaller islets and the three main islands of Upolu, Savai'I and Te Ika-a-M'ui.
            If you meet Samoans in the street: STAY. AWAY. FROM. THE. KAVA.
            Chances of Winning: A realistic chance of toppling Wales for the second quarter final spot - a result that will send most of Auckland into a 7 day party.
            Samoans You May Know: David Tua (O for Owsome), Peter Fatialofa (Piano Mover), Olo Brown (All Black prop that my cat is named after)


            South Africa
            Basic Info: Nation of 51 million people located in Africa's South. Home of the great culinary delight known as Boerewors (like NZ sausages but made of meat). New Zealand's traditional rugby arch-rival (unless they beat us in which case all that matters is The Bledisloe Cup)
            If you meet South Africans in the street: You are probably in Albany.
            Chances of Winning: Probably the second favourites behind the Mighty Mighty All Blacks - therefore no chance at all.
            South Africans You May Know: Suzie (Waitress), Pieter de Villiers (Comedian), Joel Stransky (Dream Crusher)




            Wales
            Basic Info: Country of 3 million leek eating, rugby loving coal miners who hate the English. Wales is not dissimilar to New Zealand in many ways. All Welsh men are named either Ian, Gareth, David or Thomas and have the last name Jones, Williams, Thomas or Evans. Beware of imitators.
            If you meet Welsh People in the street: Try to induce phlegm whilst saying Prynhawn da, Pob dymuniad da. The Welsh language is less about the pronunciation and more about the amount of spit produced.
            Chances of Winning: Absolutely no chance - but don't tell the Welsh - they don't realise it yet.
            Welsh People You May Know: Bonnie Tyler (80s rock chick), Tom Jones (Underwear Model)
            Last edited by Aussiegunner; 22 Sep 11,, 03:49. Reason: correction
            "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher

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            • #66
              Well, it's looking increasingly likely that the three best nations in the world will meet before the final and one (There can be only one) will go on to meet whatever team drags itself up from what were the pools of death but are now the spa-pools of idolatrous luxury. Expect a bloodbath.
              In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

              Leibniz

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              • #67
                Looks like South Africa might just scrape through against Namibia

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                • #68
                  Wow, I feel bad for Namibia. They put up a fighting chance and put on a good show their first 2 games, but put them up against a real team, and look what happens. I was cringing all day in the office...
                  Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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                  • #69
                    In NZ it's a code of honour that you don't show mercy to the minnows. How else are they going to learn? SOOOOOOO looking forward to this Wallabys/Eagles game tonight.
                    In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

                    Leibniz

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Parihaka View Post
                      Well, it's looking increasingly likely that the three best nations in the world will meet before the final and one (There can be only one) will go on to meet whatever team drags itself up from what were the pools of death but are now the spa-pools of idolatrous luxury. Expect a bloodbath.
                      The other side of the draw will be no spa-pool of idolatrous luxury. Three of the four teams likely to make the quarters (England, France and Wales) have beaten every one of the Tri-nations teams in the past and they can do it again. My pick for the team to make the finals is Wales, based on what I saw against South Africa they have the edge on the others. I'm even going to put $20 on it, its worth it at 5 to 1.
                      "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher

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                      • #71
                        Ooooh big call Remember they'll probably be meeting Ireland in the quarters....
                        That's another game i'm looking forward to
                        In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

                        Leibniz

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                        • #72
                          Found a live stream, and am not working so I can actually watch the game. 12 minutes, 2 Wallaby tries and they missed the conversion both times. USA needs to start playing a kicking game
                          Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

                          Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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                          • #73
                            Did ya see me? I was the guy in a white T-Shirt and sunglasses waving a US flag when the US scored a try, right next to the 'Quade Cooper is a neuter' sign.

                            (we give him shyt because he's a kiwi playing for Australia)

                            Good night, two young ladies slightly more than half my age told me they loved me, though apparently in a platonic sense. Still damn fine though.....
                            In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

                            Leibniz

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Parihaka View Post
                              Did ya see me? I was the guy in a white T-Shirt and sunglasses waving a US flag when the US scored a try, right next to the 'Quade Cooper is a neuter' sign.

                              (we give him shyt because he's a kiwi playing for Australia)

                              Good night, two young ladies slightly more than half my age told me they loved me, though apparently in a platonic sense. Still damn fine though.....
                              I do hope those two young ladies don't wake up with too much of a hangover.;)

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by dave lukins View Post
                                I do hope those two young ladies don't wake up with too much of a hangover.;)
                                One would hope so, though I certainly did.
                                In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

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