go and play the slot machines with the remains of your ukulele buying money - I predict you will win big or have to skip buying that outfit to match the shoes - its a sure thing
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Go for blackjack, the only game that actually involves a small amount of logic and skill, or craps, the only game where it's technically feasible to break evenMeddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.
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Originally posted by bigross86 View PostGo for blackjack, the only game that actually involves a small amount of logic and skill, or craps, the only game where it's technically feasible to break even
The problem with craps is that it is a very fast game. You win big, or lose big, quickly. Usually it's lose big. :(
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Originally posted by Chogy View PostPOKER! There's a reason the good poker players always seem to make it to the finals in those giant tournaments, and it isn't luck.
The problem with craps is that it is a very fast game. You win big, or lose big, quickly. Usually it's lose big. :(
The reason why you see the same idiots in the final tables are because they enter every single tournament. They're bound to make some final tables.
I feel good.
My wife can go shoe shopping on our way back.
I just saw the sexiest woman alive....too bad my wife was with me.
Just as well........I don't think she's a very good sammich maker.
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Originally posted by YellowFever View PostActually, chogy, in my experience (and I have alot in poker) it's more like 70% luck and 30% skills.
The reason why you see the same idiots in the final tables are because they enter every single tournament. They're bound to make some final tables.
I feel good.
My wife can go shoe shopping on our way back.
I just saw the sexiest woman alive....too bad my wife was with me.
Just as well........I don't think she's a very good sammich maker.
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Probably wouldn't even taste good, neither...Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.
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Originally posted by USSWisconsin View Postgo and play the slot machines with the remains of your ukulele buying money - I predict you will win big or have to skip buying that outfit to match the shoes - its a sure thing
and an electric Uke for Ukulele Fever
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If your plan is for one hundred years, educate children."
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Didn't meet Celine in Vegas......
The meteorologist lied to me. It wasn't 105 degrees in Vegas. It was 121 degrees (yes, 121)....
Won alot @ the craps table.....
Lost everything I won @ the craps table and alot more @ the Black Jack Table.....
I actually broke the all-in-one remote control thingie in the room.....
Wondering what happened to that fat guy that was in front of me @ Saturday Champagne Brunch because he had two plates stacked with Snow Crabs at least a foot high in both...
Saw a bald-headed skinny guy in 70's style John Travolta disco clothes, went up to him and said, "Hey TJ, , fancy meeting you here.". No lie, I said that and the guy looked at me weird.
Talked my wife into making me a sammich @ the deli section of the Champagne Brunch..because I thuoght it would be cool , just for kicks and giggles so I can write about it on WAB.
Went down to the pool, saw another cute chick and thought I'd show her my six pack....only to learn my six pack has turned into a keg.....
Wife went to the spa treatment and got the full works and it costed me almost as much as the shoes and outfit...
I saw over 15 cars over-heating on the highway on that big hill between Primm and Baker on the way back (gunnut and AR knows which hill I'm talking about). Laughed my ass off at their troubles while the wife leered at me....
Took some cool pics of the wife in her bikini and was going to post it here but....What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas.....
Reason number 18 why I love the WAB:
Great bathroom reading when you've come up to the room, after losing all your money at the tables @ 4 in the morning......
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Please tell me you at least got a pic of the sammich she made you...Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.
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Originally posted by bigross86 View PostPlease tell me you at least got a pic of the sammich she made you...
Is this sammich thing really a sandwich (the one we eat) or some deeper sexual innuendo (position or fetish specific for instance)?Last edited by vsdoc; 04 Jul 11,, 11:43.
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No no, a sammich is something we wish the wimmenfolk would make us. A sammich comes with two slices of bread and some sort of meat inside, usually. Julie made me a sammich a couple weeks ago, meaning I'm not gonna be getting any more sammiches for a whileMeddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.
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Originally posted by bigross86 View PostNo no, a sammich is something we wish the wimmenfolk would make us. A sammich comes with two slices of bread and some sort of meat inside, usually. Julie made me a sammich a couple weeks ago, meaning I'm not gonna be getting any more sammiches for a while
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