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  • #16
    I guess this is the make or break for good ol' Paulie...
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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    • #17
      German Zeitung Today (09.07.2010) :

      Is PAUL really in danger ?
      Yoh ! He needs Bodyguards !

      After Spanienīs victory 1-0 over Germany the spanish premier Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapate has recently said during an press interview :
      “ We are very worried about PAUL.”
      Industry minister Miguel Sebastian even suggested that PAUL should have to be brought to the Iberian penninsula for security reasons.
      Minister for Environment, Elena Espinosa, said even bluntly: “ so the Germans could not eat him….”

      Although there are currently no indications of possible attacks on PAUL, the Sealife in Oberhausen has however increased the safety precautions !
      Stefan Porwoll, manager of the aquarium , said recently to the press : “ we have now an employee, whose responsibility is taking care of PAUL during the daily opening time. "

      Maybe an ideal close-protection job for ex-Navy-SEAL with excellent diving skill (in...Aquarium!) ?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by HKDan View Post
        Gun Grape,

        Have you ever tried Korean style live octopus? I have yet to have the pleasure, but for some bizarre reason, really want to.
        An over-rated experience.

        It's akin to swallowing goldfish in one's collge days when you're drunk as hell and just want to do something crazy.

        Only problem is that if you actually acquire a taste for it, you'd rather eat it than just about anything else. Mix in a little bit of Ko****ang paste with vinger, seasme oil, sugar (Cho-Jang) and use that as a dipping sauce.

        Only problem is those suckers tend to stick to your throat as you swallow so more than a few have died of suffocation while eating the suckers.

        Put it in your mouth, chew like crazy until you've grinded it up very fine and swallow fast.

        This is also a more pleasant experience when you have a caucasian woman with you and go eeeeeeewwwww" and make funny faces as you chew it. :))

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        • #19
          Mods, a question.

          Why is 'Ko****ang' censored?

          I noticed it in Gunny's post and I tried spelling it a bit differently but it's still blanked out....LoL.

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          • #20
            Supreme Nacho of Iran has issued a death sentence for Paul for picking the opposition, at the same time German Ambassador has been summoned to the office to discuss the expedition.

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            • #21
              Yellow Fever,

              Thats pretty much how I imagine it. ...and its still high on my things to eat list.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by YellowFever View Post
                Mods, a question.

                Why is 'Ko****ang' censored?

                I noticed it in Gunny's post and I tried spelling it a bit differently but it's still blanked out....LoL.
                From now on just refer to it as 'Korean Ketchup"

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                • #23
                  Eight is enough: Octopus retires

                  BERLIN -- No more World Cup, no more octopus oracle.

                  Paul, the octopus who became a pop culture sensation by correctly predicting the outcome of as many World Cup matches as he has legs -- all seven of Germany's games plus the Spain-Netherlands final -- is going to retire.

                  The intuitive invertebrate will "step back from the official oracle business," Tanja Munzig, a spokeswoman for the Sea Life aquarium in Oberhausen, told AP Television News.

                  "He won't give any more oracle predictions -- either in football, nor in politics, lifestyle or economy," she said. "Paul will get back to his former job, namely making children laugh."

                  However, Paul took one last curtain call on Monday. Aquarium employees presented the octopus with a golden cup -- similar to the official World Cup trophy.

                  Although the cup was garnished with three mussels, Paul ignored it for several minutes as it was lowered into his tank.

                  He finally picked off one mussel and devoured it in front of television cameras.

                  Paul won worldwide attention as he called all of Germany's games correctly -- including its semifinal defeat by Spain. He crowned his career by forecasting correctly that Spain would beat the Netherlands in Sunday's final.


                  Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press
                  2010 World Cup: Paul the Octopus retires from World Cup predictions after going 8 for 8 - ESPN Soccernet
                  "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

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                  • #24
                    Its not too late.


                    The mild (not so hot) version



                    The tentacles will be much bigger so you probably cannot eat Paul this way

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                    • #25
                      ^ Ugh..those Koreans are sickos..... :))

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by YellowFever View Post
                        ^ Ugh..those Koreans are sickos..... :))
                        Pot Kettle Black

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Castellano View Post
                          Paul was actually born in England, and seeing all these cruel designs for such a nice creature, Spain does very well to offer politycal asylum.

                          He is a genious! He just picked Spain to win the final. ;)
                          Yes the traitor was born in England and as soon as James Bond is available he will be 'Calimaried'

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                          • #28
                            Paul died this week from natural causes btw. His remains have been cremated and his urn will be part of a memorial to be constructed to his legacy at Sea Life Oberhausen.

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