I don't know about balls of steel, more like terminally stupid.
Even were this house to be his partners dream home she will remind him unflatteringly of it constantly until his dying day.
In the extremely unlikely event of them ever having children, their childrens children will still speak of it in hushed tones in quiet dusty corridors.
His only hope is that when he's revealing the original idiocy he carefully plans something else so mind-bogglingly stupid that his original sin pales in comparison. It can't be in the realms of general dumbness but more akin to tying a poisonous snake around his neck thinking it was a tie or holding a hot iron to his ear while pretending it was a phone. Whatever it may be, it must involve him suffering extreme pain and landing up in hospital.
Only this will suffice to distract her sufficiently and divert her attention.
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