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    Top 15 Country Song Titles

    Top 15 Country Song Titles

    Top 15 Country Song Titles

    15 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
    14 If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
    13 How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    12 I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
    11 I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
    10 I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
    9 I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
    8 I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
    7 If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
    6 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
    5 She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
    4 You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    3 Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
    2 She's Looking Better After Every Beer
    1 I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I've Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.
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    Hey, what genre do you put John Denver's tracks in ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shek View Post
    Top 15 Country Song Titles

    Top 15 Country Song Titles

    15 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
    14 If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
    13 How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    12 I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
    11 I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
    10 I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
    9 I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
    8 I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
    7 If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
    6 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
    5 She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
    4 You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    3 Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
    2 She's Looking Better After Every Beer
    1 I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I've Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.
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    Humph.

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    The Silver-tounged devil
    I walk the line.
    King of the road
    Folsom Prison Blues
    Only the lonely



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    Quote Originally Posted by Samudra View Post
    Hey, what genre do you put John Denver's tracks in ?
    Samudra,
    The list makes fun of the homogeneity of subjects that country songs tend to sing about. These aren't real song titles, or at least not ones that belong to country music stars.
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