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  • Top 15 Country Song Titles

    Top 15 Country Song Titles

    Top 15 Country Song Titles

    15 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
    14 If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
    13 How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    12 I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
    11 I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
    10 I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
    9 I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
    8 I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
    7 If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
    6 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
    5 She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
    4 You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    3 Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
    2 She's Looking Better After Every Beer
    1 I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I've Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.
    "So little pains do the vulgar take in the investigation of truth, accepting readily the first story that comes to hand." Thucydides 1.20.3

  • #2
    Hey, what genre do you put John Denver's tracks in ?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by shek View Post
      Top 15 Country Song Titles

      Top 15 Country Song Titles

      15 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
      14 If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
      13 How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
      12 I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
      11 I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
      10 I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
      9 I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
      8 I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
      7 If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
      6 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
      5 She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
      4 You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
      3 Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
      2 She's Looking Better After Every Beer
      1 I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I've Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.
      Semper in excretum. Solum profunda variat.

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      • #4
        Humph.

        Witchita linesman
        The Silver-tounged devil
        I walk the line.
        King of the road
        Folsom Prison Blues
        Only the lonely



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        Humph
        In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

        Leibniz

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Samudra View Post
          Hey, what genre do you put John Denver's tracks in ?
          Samudra,
          The list makes fun of the homogeneity of subjects that country songs tend to sing about. These aren't real song titles, or at least not ones that belong to country music stars.
          "So little pains do the vulgar take in the investigation of truth, accepting readily the first story that comes to hand." Thucydides 1.20.3

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