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    Boy, 12, steals credit card and goes on Bali holiday after fight with mother

    Sydney boy boarded flight alone to Perth, then another to Indonesia, where he checked into the All Seasons hotel

    A 12-year-old Sydney boy stole his parents’ credit card, tricked his grandmother into giving him his passport and flew to Bali on his own after a family argument.

    The boy, given the pseudonym Drew by A Current Affair, was told he couldn’t go to Bali by his mother but managed to book himself flights (researching an airline that allowed 12-year-olds to fly unaccompanied) and a hotel room, and to depart the country unimpeded.

    Telling his family he was going to school, he rode his razor scooter to his local train station, from where he travelled to the airport and, using a self-service check-in terminal, boarded a flight for Perth, then another for Indonesia, the Nine Network program reported.

    He was only quizzed once, at Perth airport, when staff asked him for identification to prove he was over 12.

    Guardian Australia has independently confirmed the boy made the trip.

    “They just asked for my student ID and passport to prove that I’m over 12 and that I’m in secondary school,” he told A Current Affair. “It was great because I wanted to go on an adventure.”

    In Bali, he checked in to the All Seasons hotel, telling staff he was waiting for his sister to arrive.

    After his school reported he was absent, his family scrambled to find out where he was. Discovering he was in Bali, his mother, Emma, flew there to collect him.

    Emma said the boy doesn’t like hearing the word “no”.

    “Shocked, disgusted, there’s no emotion to feel what we felt when we found he left overseas,” she told A Current Affair.
    Last edited by Double Edge; 23 Apr 18,, 18:04.

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    • Etymology - noun
      the study of the origin of words and the way in which their meanings have changed throughout history.
      the origin of a word and the historical development of its meaning

      or as any layman would ask, why'd they call themselves that ??

      Spoiler!

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      • A different kind of 'scotch' but people are getting high so i couldn't tell the difference : D



        Yes or No ?

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        • Polish classical music comedy show. This is a thing, in Poland apparently.

          Last edited by Double Edge; 26 Apr 18,, 02:10.

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          • About those vikings

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            • If the Roman Empire was a TV series

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              • How to say HAHA in other countries.

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                4 ways just in Russia alone : D

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                • Wanted to try this at a funeral once but decided not to

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                  • What animal:
                    • walks on its two back legs
                    • has three mouths
                    • has one mouth for eating and making gibberish sounds, a few of which can be understood in time
                    • and two mouths on its sides, used for picking things up and throwing things?

                    And from whose perspective is this observation made?
                    "Every man has his weakness. Mine was always just cigarettes."

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                    • Originally posted by Ironduke View Post
                      What animal:
                      • walks on its two back legs
                      • has three mouths
                      • has one mouth for eating and making gibberish sounds, a few of which can be understood in time
                      • and two mouths on its sides, used for picking things up and throwing things?

                      And from whose perspective is this observation made?
                      Perhaps a pet cat or a pet dog - or any like that?

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                      • Originally posted by XLAdept View Post
                        Perhaps a pet cat or a pet dog - or any like that?
                        The animal is not a pet - but the observer animal is.

                        And the animal always walks, for most of its life, on its two back legs - except when the animal is young, at which time it gets around on all fours.
                        Last edited by Ironduke; 30 Apr 18,, 07:25.
                        "Every man has his weakness. Mine was always just cigarettes."

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                        • Tale of two summits

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                          • Originally posted by Ironduke View Post
                            What animal:
                            • walks on its two back legs
                            • has three mouths
                            • has one mouth for eating and making gibberish sounds, a few of which can be understood in time
                            • and two mouths on its sides, used for picking things up and throwing things?

                            And from whose perspective is this observation made?
                            Originally posted by XLAdept View Post
                            Perhaps a pet cat or a pet dog - or any like that?
                            Originally posted by Ironduke View Post
                            The animal is not a pet - but the observer animal is.

                            And the animal always walks, for most of its life, on its two back legs - except when the animal is young, at which time it gets around on all fours.
                            The animal is a human. The observer is a dog.

                            My view on a dog's perspective, regarding humans:
                            • walk on their two back legs
                            • the mouth on the face is for eating, the gibberish sounds are speech, which a dog can come to understand some of, in time
                            • a dog manipulates objects, picks them up, carries them, with its mouth
                            • from a dog's perspective, human hands are like having two extra mouths, not for eating, but for manipulating objects in a similar manner a dog uses its mouth to manipulate objects
                            • the fingers on the human hand are long, fleshy, flexible "teeth" used for holding onto and gripping objects, much as a dog uses its teeth for that purpose
                            • dogs, after weaning, feed their pups mouth to mouth. besides the other ways humans use their hands in a manner the dog uses its mouth for, humans feed dogs (their "pups") with their hands (dog's perspective: "mouths")
                            Last edited by Ironduke; 04 May 18,, 13:11.
                            "Every man has his weakness. Mine was always just cigarettes."

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                            • A sense of humour develops early in Canada

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                              • Crazy Willie

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