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    Terrorists cancel attack after inexperienced Pakistan PM condemns it in advance | FN | Aug 18 2017

    After Nawaz Sharif’s untimely exit owing to Panama scandal, Shahid Khaqan Abbasi took over the throne early this month to condemn the terrorist attacks worldwide.

    The inexperience of the new Prime Minister has affected the terror outfits the most. Terror outfit LeT that operates out of Pakistan had to cancel their last attack after a horrendous blunder made by the inexperienced Shahid Khaqan Abbasi—he condemned the attack even before the terrorists could execute it. Upset with the immaturity of the Prime Minister and his inability to handle these sensitive issues, the ISI has started looking for his replacement.

    In his tweet where he condemned the yet-to-happen attack, he said, “My condolences with the deceased. Pakistan stands by the affected in this difficult time. And, obviously, we are not involved in it.”

    Confused, various world leaders started tweeting the same to express their condolences without realising that the attack is yet to take place. The intelligence agencies were quick to realise this and alerted various places on the radar of the terrorists.

    Speaking to our reporter, an LeT militant, at the request of anonymity and threat of killing, said, “This new guy is a pain!
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