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    • AieeYAA!!

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      • uh huh sounds familiar : /

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        • Japanese is similar

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          • Let them fight, why are we getting in the middle of it : D

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              • Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles! || Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain! || I am a far left millennial!

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                • The Charge of the Brexit Brigade

                  With apologies to Lord Tennyson

                  I
                  Half a plan, half a plan,
                  Half a plan onward,
                  To Brexit, for naught
                  Rode the six hundred.
                  “Toward Brexit, or Death!
                  Cash for the posts!” Vlad said.
                  Into the Facebook page
                  Rode the six hundred.

                  II
                  “Toward Brexit, forsooth!”
                  What, thought Mrs. May
                  Can save this government?
                  Cameron had blundered.
                  Theirs was not to make reply,
                  Theirs was not to reason why,
                  Theirs was but to spew and lie.
                  To Brexit or Death
                  Rode the six hundred.

                  III
                  Farage to right of them,
                  Corbyn to left of them,
                  Putin in front of them
                  Volleyed and thundered;
                  Stormed at with lies so well,
                  Three hundred million they promised and more,
                  Into the jaws of Brexit,
                  Into the months of hell
                  Rode the six hundred.

                  IV
                  Flashed all their souls bare,
                  Flashed as they turned in despair
                  Defying The Economist’s stare,
                  Charging an arm and leg
                  the consultants pondered and won.
                  Plunge into madness and folly
                  History and logic be damned;
                  Davis and Johnson
                  Reeled from all logic
                  Shattered and sundered.
                  Then they rode back, but not
                  Not the six hundred.

                  V
                  Farage to right of them,
                  Corbyn to left of them,
                  Putin in front of them
                  Volleyed and thundered;
                  Stormed at with lies so well,
                  Money for health and schools
                  Jobs for the locals, welfare as well
                  Came promises swift and sure,
                  Brexit for the farmer and driver as well,
                  All that was left for them,
                  And three hundred.

                  VI
                  When can their story fade?
                  O the wild charges they made!
                  All the world wondered.
                  Appalled at the charges they made!
                  Horrors, the Brexit Brigade,
                  Foolish six hundred!
                  Trust me?
                  I'm an economist!

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                  • Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles! || Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain! || I am a far left millennial!

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                    • Crazy Aussies



                      Who knows this guy?
                      Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles! || Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain! || I am a far left millennial!

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                      • ^Amazing, better than Justin Trudeau. How is this possible ?!?

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                        • ^ The Colonel still got swag. :D :D
                          Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles! || Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain! || I am a far left millennial!

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                          • I see, didn't know he has a youtube channel now. No wonder he hasn't been very active here recently.

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                              Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles! || Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain! || I am a far left millennial!

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