Page 304 of 304 FirstFirst ... 295296297298299300301302303304
Results 4,546 to 4,548 of 4548

Thread: Post Your jokes here

  1. #4546
    Turbanator Senior Contributor Double Edge's Avatar
    Join Date
    11 Sep 10
    Which one is your fav?

    Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

    Askhole : A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.

    Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .

    Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place.

    Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

    Cellfish: Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

    Textpectation :The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

    Carcolepsy:The inability to stay awake and alert in anything that moves like car, train, plane and bus.

    Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

    Deja poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening.

    Credit: Unknown.

  2. #4547
    Senior Contributor
    Join Date
    15 Dec 06

  3. #4548
    Turbanator Senior Contributor Double Edge's Avatar
    Join Date
    11 Sep 10
    Everyday COVID check.
    At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.
    if you can smell, you are not affected ..
    then pour it in in a glass tumbler..
    Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not affected.

    Dr Johnny Walker

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. @ I don't think US should be the leader of the world..
    By MIKEMUN in forum American Politics & Economy
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 08 Dec 09,, 19:31
  2. Post dumb jokes here..
    By YellowFever in forum World Affairs Board Pub
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 10 Aug 09,, 22:35
  3. Afghanistan and the Future of Warfare
    By troung in forum Military Aviation
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 23 Feb 08,, 01:59
  4. Nominating an Arab for the Post of UN Secretary-General
    By bull in forum International Politics
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 03 Sep 06,, 04:51

Tags for this Thread

Share this thread with friends:

Share this thread with friends:

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts