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    ^ Hahahahaha. Good one. Can't stop laughing.
    Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles!

    Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain!

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    Private enterprise

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    Play date

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    In other world news

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    Indo Pak peace plan

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    Peace video
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    The plan

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    Brie Larson. Women of my dreams. Anybody who has or is planning to hack her snapchat account. I need those nudes. I'll pay. There is no women as glamorous as her. As pretty as her. As *damn* as her. Women of my dreams. She is so hot, I see her in my 'react(.js)' code these days.
    Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles!

    Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain!

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    25% of Muslims are pissfools because they..
    1. Abuse and tourture their wives and force own thoughts on them.
    2. Marry their sisters(cousins) and can have 4 wives.
    3. Hate and eventually kill someone because he doesn't believe in your religion and practices.
    4. Torture animals to death for meat.
    5. Hate other religions especially jews..
    6. Doesn't allow their women to be independent.
    7. Treat wives as child manufacturing factory.
    8. Restriction of female to wear to their wish.. Batman costume/ black tent is forced on them.
    9. Move to west and radicalized their population.

    reply: You just described Alabama

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    I call this the Trudeau effect. High bar set the worlds leaders must follow suit. If you want to remain relevant then you have to be noticed.

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    Soon India will have to decide whether we want this guy back or not. Canada is facing the same question as well.
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    All about accents, suid afrikan ones



    and others





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    God Said,
    "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
    Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?"
    God Said, "Go down into that Valley."
    Adam said, "What's a valley?"
    God explained it to him.
    Then God said, "Cross the River."
    Adam said, "What's a River?"
    God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the Hill....."
    Adam said “What is a Hill?"
    So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the Hill you will find a Cave."
    Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'
    After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
    Adam said, "What's a Woman?'
    So God explained That to him, too.
    Then, God said, 'I Want you To Reproduce."
    Adam said, "How do I do That?"
    God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."
    And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
    So, Adam goes down Into The valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the Cave, and finds the Woman.
    Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
    God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is It Now?"
    And Adam said....
    "What's a fucking Headache? ����


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    No headaches here

    There was a young girl named Sapphire
    Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
    She said, "It's a sin,
    But now that it's in,
    Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

    On the breasts of a barmaid from Sale,
    Were tattooed the prices of Ale.
    And on her behind,
    For the sake of the blind,
    The same information in Braille.

    There was a young plumber from Lee,
    Who was plumbing a maid by the sea.
    Said the maid: `Cease your plumbing,
    I think someone's coming.'
    Said the plumber, still plumbing: `It's me.'

    Said a nun as the bishop withdrew,
    "This must be our final adieu,
    For the vicar is slicker,
    And thicker and quicker,
    And two inches longer than you."

    There was a queen of Serbia
    Who's bush grew hairier and hairier
    Till the prince from Peru
    Who came for a screw
    Had to hunt for the cnut with a terrier.

    A certain monk in Siberia,
    Had morals rather inferior.
    He did to a nun
    What none could have done
    He made her a Mother Superior.

    A lovely young lady from Croft
    Used to pleasure herself in the loft;
    She reasoned that candles
    Could cause no scandals,
    Besides they didn't get soft.
    ����
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