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    A clarification

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    AieeYAA!!

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    uh huh sounds familiar : /

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    Japanese is similar

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    Let them fight, why are we getting in the middle of it : D


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    Incompatible

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    Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles!

    Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain!

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    The Charge of the Brexit Brigade

    With apologies to Lord Tennyson

    I
    Half a plan, half a plan,
    Half a plan onward,
    To Brexit, for naught
    Rode the six hundred.
    “Toward Brexit, or Death!
    Cash for the posts!” Vlad said.
    Into the Facebook page
    Rode the six hundred.

    II
    “Toward Brexit, forsooth!”
    What, thought Mrs. May
    Can save this government?
    Cameron had blundered.
    Theirs was not to make reply,
    Theirs was not to reason why,
    Theirs was but to spew and lie.
    To Brexit or Death
    Rode the six hundred.

    III
    Farage to right of them,
    Corbyn to left of them,
    Putin in front of them
    Volleyed and thundered;
    Stormed at with lies so well,
    Three hundred million they promised and more,
    Into the jaws of Brexit,
    Into the months of hell
    Rode the six hundred.

    IV
    Flashed all their souls bare,
    Flashed as they turned in despair
    Defying The Economist’s stare,
    Charging an arm and leg
    the consultants pondered and won.
    Plunge into madness and folly
    History and logic be damned;
    Davis and Johnson
    Reeled from all logic
    Shattered and sundered.
    Then they rode back, but not
    Not the six hundred.

    V
    Farage to right of them,
    Corbyn to left of them,
    Putin in front of them
    Volleyed and thundered;
    Stormed at with lies so well,
    Money for health and schools
    Jobs for the locals, welfare as well
    Came promises swift and sure,
    Brexit for the farmer and driver as well,
    All that was left for them,
    And three hundred.

    VI
    When can their story fade?
    O the wild charges they made!
    All the world wondered.
    Appalled at the charges they made!
    Horrors, the Brexit Brigade,
    Foolish six hundred!
    Trust me?
    I'm an economist!

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    Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles!

    Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain!

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    Crazy Aussies



    Who knows this guy?
    Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles!

    Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain!

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    ^Amazing, better than Justin Trudeau. How is this possible ?!?

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    ^ The Colonel still got swag. :D :D
    Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles!

    Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain!

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    I see, didn't know he has a youtube channel now. No wonder he hasn't been very active here recently.

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    Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain!

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