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  • There's this meme going around and it jumped the pond

    “Where are you from?”
    “TX”

    “Where in TX?”...
    “Katy”

    “What’s that near?..”
    “Cypress...”

    “Huh???”
    “Houston. I live Houston. Beyoncé is my mother Selena is my aunt and we dance together at the Rodeo and eat Whataburger”
    Whataburger ? : D

    “Where you from?”
    “Florida.”

    “What part of Florida?”
    “Merritt Island.”

    “What’s it by?”
    “Cocoa Beach, Cape Canaveral, NASA?”

    “Huh?”
    “Orlando, I’m from Disney.”
    "Where you from"
    "Ohio"

    "What part?"
    "Willoughby"

    "What's it by?"
    "Eastlake, Mentor, Willoughby Hills"

    "Huh?"
    "Cleveland. I literally live inside the Cavs Stadium and I exclusively drink from Lake Erie. My piss is flammable"
    “Where are you from?”
    “The UAE”

    “Where in the UAE”
    “Abu Dhabi”

    “What’s that near?”
    “Al ain”

    “Huh??????”
    “Dubai. I live in Dubai. I eat gold for breakfast, my toilet paper is infused with diamonds, and I buy a new Lamborghini every day.”
    “Where are you from?”
    “Kashmir”

    “Where in Kashmir?”
    “Srinagar”

    “What’s that near?”
    “Between India and Pakistan”

    “Huh??????”
    “It’s where India and Pakistan go to picnic. Led Zeppelin discovered us, our skin is like that Cashmere sweater and we drink Pashmina for beer.
    “Where are you from?”
    “Chhattisgarh”

    “Where in Jharkhand?”
    “I said Chhattisgarh, Raipur is my hometown”

    “So how is Ranchi like?”
    “This is not going anywhere. I give up. Bye”

    “That's rude. How does it feel to have so many Chief Ministers in a short span?”
    I said bye
    I used to explain this as follows

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    • I've had a different line of questions throughout my life abroad.
      Where are you from?
      America.

      Oh yeah, where?
      California.

      Oh yeah, where?
      Los Angeles.

      Oh yeah, where?
      Hollywood.

      Oh.
      Since I really was born in Hollywood, now I just cut to the chase.

      Where are you from?
      Hollywood.

      Florida?
      Trust me?
      I'm an economist!

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      • Wild animals escape from a zoo in germany !!!

        The Lions have a placard saying ....................

        refugees welcome 👍👍👍👍👍

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        • The wanderer is back : D

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          • Manchester or Town on the breast like hill
            London or City of the wide flowing river

            Spoiler!
            Last edited by Double Edge; 02 Jun 18,, 01:43.

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            • And the whole world (literally)

              Here

              Thailand, Uzbekistan - Land of the free
              Kazakhstan - Place where one stands
              Myanmar - Swift and strong
              Singapore - Lion city
              Indonesia - Indian islands
              Korea - High and Beautiful
              Saudi Arabia - land of good fortune
              Nepal - The country looked after by Ne
              Azerbaijan - Protected by Fire

              Macedonia - Land of tall people
              Poland - People of the fields
              Italy -Sons of the bull
              Hungary - 10 Arrows
              Serbia - Land of the Men
              Denmark - Home of warriors
              Spain - Land of many rabbits ( can't get over this one haha)

              Canada - The Village
              Mexico - In the navel of the Moon (Lolwut)

              Brazil - Red dyewood

              Wow!!!
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              • Some day, I'll take Sophia Loren to be my lawful wedded wife.

                But first, I have to break into this museum, steal this time machine, and travel back to 1955.

                Ironduke's Eleven, anybody?



                Originally posted by tankie View Post
                Wild animals escape from a zoo in germany !!!

                The Lions have a placard saying ....................

                refugees welcome ����������
                Long time, no see. Good to see you around. :-)
                Last edited by Ironduke; 03 Jun 18,, 12:36.
                "Every man has his weakness. Mine was always just cigarettes."

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                • "Every man has his weakness. Mine was always just cigarettes."

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                  • Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.

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                      • Whimsy Mine

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                        • In Russia, a smile in public can land you in trouble (!)

                          Need to teach Russian people how to change their attitude




                          GOOD IDEA !!

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                          • That other summit

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                            • Gift suggestion

                              What do you get for the childish dictator who has everything (Kim, not Trump)?

                              How about a rare, first edition comic book?

                              https://archive.org/details/GiJoeV10...eries-1stIssue
                              Attached Files
                              Trust me?
                              I'm an economist!

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                              • Originally posted by astralis View Post
                                as an American, i sure hope so. i look forward to a bright future of bending Canadians to our evil plans >:-)
                                Originally posted by Ironduke View Post
                                If Justin Trudeau put on a wig, Trump would probably think he was Jacinda Ardern, at which point the Canadians could probably bend us to their evil plans. ^^
                                An artist's rendering of Trudeau if he attempted to pass himself off as New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern:



                                I recommend a BOLO be issued for the increasingly likely event he pursues the "Canuckiwi Honeypot" strategy.
                                Last edited by Ironduke; 15 Jun 18,, 18:06.
                                "Every man has his weakness. Mine was always just cigarettes."

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