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    Its called Tourist Season. So why can't we shoot them?

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    That's good right there!!!
    We must be...increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other mineshaft space, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do, thus, knocking us out in superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow...a mine shaft gap!
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    Its used to be called just the Pacific. Then it became Pac rim. Further along it turned into Asia Pacific and now they call it Indo pacific.

    Which country is at the heart of the Indo Pacific ? Australaaia, the land of Oz

    Australaaia is the key to the Indo pacific

    In the event of conflict, the board game of risk teaches us players often attempt to gain control of Australaaia early in the game, since Australaaia is the only continent that can be successfully defended by heavily fortifying one country (either Siam or Indonesia).

    Generally, continents with fewer borders are easier to defend as they possess fewer points that can be attacked by other players. South America has 2 access points, North America and Africa each have 3, Europe has 4, and Asia has 5.
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    The Media


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    Choice


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    If a military guy seizes national TV, comes in full military gear and addresses the nation saying "this is not a coup". It's a goddamn coup


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    One of a kind this guy


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    Heard this some time in the 90s. Ordering TAI food


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    Naked Canadians kidnap a family, blaming their actions on crazy mystical-hallucinogenic Indian tea.

    The suspects were having breakfast and drank tea one of them had brought back from India. That kicked off the ‘whole crazy spell,’ the relative says.

    The relative said he laughed about the case when he heard it on the news, then was shocked to learn that his straitlaced daughters were involved.

    more here
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    The thing about a Bengali English accent is it can be misunderstood sometimes


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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Edge View Post
    The thing about a Bengali English accent is it can be misunderstood sometimes

    lol

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    Still find this funny

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    Listen, as another holy figure, Madonna, once said, "Pappadom, preach"

    Click the image to see the full tweet, it gets better and better...

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