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    Terrorists cancel attack after inexperienced Pakistan PM condemns it in advance | FN | Aug 18 2017

    After Nawaz Sharif’s untimely exit owing to Panama scandal, Shahid Khaqan Abbasi took over the throne early this month to condemn the terrorist attacks worldwide.

    The inexperience of the new Prime Minister has affected the terror outfits the most. Terror outfit LeT that operates out of Pakistan had to cancel their last attack after a horrendous blunder made by the inexperienced Shahid Khaqan Abbasi—he condemned the attack even before the terrorists could execute it. Upset with the immaturity of the Prime Minister and his inability to handle these sensitive issues, the ISI has started looking for his replacement.

    In his tweet where he condemned the yet-to-happen attack, he said, “My condolences with the deceased. Pakistan stands by the affected in this difficult time. And, obviously, we are not involved in it.”

    Confused, various world leaders started tweeting the same to express their condolences without realising that the attack is yet to take place. The intelligence agencies were quick to realise this and alerted various places on the radar of the terrorists.

    Speaking to our reporter, an LeT militant, at the request of anonymity and threat of killing, said, “This new guy is a pain!
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    Still kickin'


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    My man, you have stepped up your game!

    Oustanding series of contributions!!!
    “We had been hopelessly labouring to plough waste lands; to make nationality grow in a place full of the certainty of God… Among the tribes our creed could be only like the desert grass – a beautiful swift seeming of spring; which, after a day’s heat, fell dusty.”
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    Brilliant!lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albany Rifles View Post
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    My man, you have stepped up your game!

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    Chanelling the inner tankie : D

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    Due to adverse economic conditions, the soldiers on both sides resorted to a form of combat more common in earlier eras of human development

    This was to be their last battle as both sides sued for peace shortly thererafter, the reason it was recently learnt owed to insufficient personnel to continue hostilities

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    Something not right there

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    All times at once is quite apt : D

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