IDF Girls Thread

[Stan187]

No, you don't, there are plenty of non-Jews in the IDF.

Pardon me, I was referring to foreigners, should have clarified. You would have to be a Jew to join from outside Israel, or you would have to be an Israeli citizen. But since we were talking about people from this board (though jokingly) joining, I was talking about non-Israeli citizens.

[Shipwreck]

Blondie :

[Shipwreck]

With sunglasses :

[sappersgt]

Pardon me, I was referring to foreigners, should have clarified. You would have to be a Jew to join from outside Israel, or you would have to be an Israeli citizen. But since we were talking about people from this board (though jokingly) joining, I was talking about non-Israeli citizens.

I know of a South African who joined the IDF and I know he's definitely not Jewish. He had planned to live in Israel but changed his mind, said the economics of living there didn't add up. He had previous SADF experience. I don't know if he joined the army to become a citizen or if he became a citizen first and then got drafted. He's a schoolteacher in California now.

[The Chap]

OK:
if after a pack of tabs, I have followed all of this correctly, all that I must- other than yente - engrave upon my lifemandments, to be up to my seemingly gentile neck in kosher wenches with weapons is ...

Make sure that I do not have a zombie foreskin,
Procure breast implants (kinky. None of my Jewish friends seem to have them. Even the girls.)
Learn Hebrew. I assume broken north London Yiddish is not so good? and while I ask already does this goy get a Barmitzva or even - why not, my life - a Batmitzva. My mother was asking. Oy vey! How she asks!
Get a clean passport. With no stamps.
Eat more chopped liver.
Change from "The Chap" to "The Mensch" or in all honesty "The Putz". Meh! No I lie! The last - not so much!
Rent "Fiddler on the Roof". And "Funny Girl".
Ask poof mates if I can listen to collected Striesand CDs
Inform Father Whitney that not only am I an atheist but the glass is half full; I'm ready for the Pentateuch. Who can tell? A start is a start. 'could be a Jew for Jesus.
Stop trying to bring arguments to any kind of conclusion and listen to my mothers friends and especially Judith with the son David - who is married; why aren't I? - who can do my taxes. HIS mother has grandchildren!

Sell all my estates in Paraguay, even if it means evicting the sitting tennents.
Return certain works of art to their previous owners or descendants.
Give up golf.

Work on ironic self-deprecation. I kid, Ikid! If I joke, I joke out of love!

To life! :)
:)

[Parihaka]

Give up golf.

Give up Golf Are you mad?!

[T_igger_cs_30]

Give up Golf Are you mad?!

He's gone insane, he needs help

[Stan187]

To life! :)
:)

Its l'hayim. Just make sure you pronounce the H by kind of gargling from your throat at the same time. In time it will sounds right.

[Stan187]

I know of a South African who joined the IDF and I know he's definitely not Jewish. He had planned to live in Israel but changed his mind, said the economics of living there didn't add up. He had previous SADF experience. I don't know if he joined the army to become a citizen or if he became a citizen first and then got drafted. He's a schoolteacher in California now.

Interesting, I'd like to hear more of that story.

[Shipwreck]

;)

[Shipwreck]

Falasha :

[Shipwreck]

b&w :

[Shipwreck]

Here by apparently popular demand:

Same gal (Agam Rudberg), different uniform

[glyn]

Same gal (Agam Rugberg), different uniform

Shipwreck, you are tormenting us again. Have you no mercy? I'll give you twenty five years to stop!

[MarquezRazor]

Shipwreck...you in the IDF or somethin?

Do these girls also work as models?