Originally posted by dave lukins
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Favorite fictional warrior?
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Mobbme
Originally posted by Mobbme View PostChuck Norris.
Fictional?
He's not seen war only because the enemy would surrender at the rumours of him joining.
- It wasn't because of the Wooden Horse that the Greeks used to get inside the immense walls of Troy, it was because Chuck Norris spun kicked the wall. He disappeared without taking credit because a greek goddess was waiting for him.
- On Jan 1, 1492, he voyaged his way to Granada only to have Granada surrender the day after. He's not known for this war only because of the popularity that Ferdinand and Isabella had
- In April, while Nazi Germany was getting its a$$ handed to them, they thought about making one last push but then the leaflets came down that Chuck Norris was coming to town, Nazis then surrendered April 25 - May 8, 1945.
- In August of 1945, same story, Japan surrendered. It is rumoured that it wasn't an Atomic Bomb, but a spin kick straight to the ground by Chuck Norris; some call it Legend, I call it real.
Fictional Warrior? You decide my friends.“Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.”
Mark Twain
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Buster Kilrain from The Killer Angels primarily for this little speech
Well, if he's an angel, all right then... But he damn well must be a killer angel. Colonel, darling, you're a lovely man. I see a vast difference between us, yet I admire you, lad. You're an idealist, praise be. The truth is, Colonel... There is no "divine spark". There's many a man alive of no more of value than a dead dog. Believe me. When you've seen them hang each other the way I have back in the Old Country. Equality? What I'm fighting for is to prove I'm a better man than many of them. Where have you seen this "divine spark" in operation, Colonel? Where have you noted this magnificent equality? No two things on Earth are equal or have an equal chance. Bit a leaf, not a tree. There's many a man worse than me, and some better... But I don't think race or country matters a damn. What matters, Colonel... Is justice. Which is why I'm here. I'll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I'm Kilrain... And I damn all gentlemen. There is only one aristocracy... And that is right here.
And Eomer from Lord of the Rings because I like the idea of Viking calvary.
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