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    Q: Why did 18 blondes go together to watch that godawful movie, "Showgirl?"

    A: The movie was NC-17----under 17 not admitted.

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    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

    The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

    The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

    The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go.







    I didn't realize you were a cop."
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    • #3
      So the other jokes were smart jokes??!!! ;):P:))

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      • #4
        A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
        You know JJ, Him could do it....

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        • #5
          A piece of string walks into a bar, the barman takes one look at him and says we don't serve your kind in here, get out.

          Dejectedly the piece of string walks out and sits disconsolately on the side walk thinking.

          Suddenly it leaps up, twists itself around and around then unweaves one end.

          It returns to the bar.

          Hey, ain't you that piece of string I just threw out? says the barman.

          Why no sir, I'm a frayed knot.
          In the realm of spirit, seek clarity; in the material world, seek utility.

          Leibniz

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          • #6
            A man dying of a drug overdose wakes up one last time, parademics speeding through the ER.

            "Am I in heaven?"

            "No, Mr Jackson, this is just the children's ward."
            HD Ready?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mobbme View Post
              So the other jokes were smart jokes??!!! ;):P:))
              Yes.

              For example:

              A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

              Priest says to the rabbi: gee, I guess you didn't see it either.

              ^^^
              bad joke :P
              "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

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