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Canada unleashes the ultimate weapon that will bring the Taliban to its knees
To sit down with these men and deal with them as the representatives of an enlightened and civilized people is to deride ones own dignity and to invite the disaster of their treachery - General Matthew Ridgway
Now come out that won't stop the American people from supporting at least 8 months of war in Canada. Well 2 months, that 2 month window were it stops snowing. But hell we can get a lot done in 2 months.
You do realize when we don't have snow, we have musquittos and black flies the size of F-16s ... and the US has long since degraded their mobile ground based AD systems.
Originally posted by troung
We'll throw her on one of those American C-17s, muzzled of course, and drop her near the capital, Toronto.
I like to see your guys get close enough to muzzle her 1st.
Originally posted by troung
You want Charlie Sheen? You got him.
You want George Clooney? You got him.
You want Adam Sandler? You got him.
You want the entire cast of friends? Guess what comrade you got them.
Hell we'll send you the WB TV station...
Troung, Troung, Troung. *** shaking my head *** Michael J Fox, Howie Mandel, Jim Carey, Tom Greene, Mike Myers, Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levey, the cast of KIDS IN THE HALL, and Hockey Night In Canada ... know what? You've got them already ... and they're not coming back to Canada.
Originally posted by troung
We will dig up the Backstreet Boys...
Hey, Bryan Adams is still in Canada ...
Originally posted by troung
Send Jacko over there as well...
And lose your hold over in Bahrain? Besides, we don't have chimpanzees in the wild up here.
Originally posted by lemontree
I'm surprised that no one has thought of using "Boy George".
Last I heard, Captain, he's in the US as a guest of Rosie O'Donnell. The weapon has been delivered.
Originally posted by PubFather
She's only lesbian when its cool....
In all honesty, you can have her anytime. In fact, we will air-drop her from a C130 to speed things up.
But you'll have to pay for the parachute....
I just check her website. My wife is still going to kill me.
Massive? Hey, we shipped you Pamela Anderson. Paris? Please.
Pamela Anderson in her native state is nothing compared to the super weapon we turned her into. Pamela Anderson was not truly weaponized until we put her in Baywatch- and sent her straight back to you guys, and the rest of the world, too. You may have vast resources up there, but we have the know-how to turn mere annoyances into true weapons of mass destruction.
You do realize when we don't have snow, we have musquittos and black flies the size of F-16s ... and the US has long since degraded their mobile ground based AD systems.
The F/A-22 will protect our freedom and support the troops... at least for that two month window before there are 5 feet of snow on the tundra.
And lose your hold over in Bahrain? Besides, we don't have chimpanzees in the wild up here.
I am willing to loose Bahrain to punish Canada.
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You Canadians have blood running with ice water if Cher was not enough...
To sit down with these men and deal with them as the representatives of an enlightened and civilized people is to deride ones own dignity and to invite the disaster of their treachery - General Matthew Ridgway
The F/A-22 will protect our freedom and support the troops... at least for that two month window before there are 5 feet of snow on the tundra.
You will need alot more of them. Entire carribour herds disappear under their onslaught (ok, we couldn't see the herd through the bugs but the herd was gone when the skies clear!)
Originally posted by troung
I am willing to loose Bahrain to punish Canada.
You do realize that Bahrain is alot warmer than Canada.
Originally posted by troung
You Canadians have blood running with ice water if Cher was not enough...
We survived Margret Trudeau. Cher is a babe in comparison.
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