Page 4 of 1163 FirstFirst 12345678910111213 ... LastLast
Results 46 to 60 of 17431

Thread: Random Thread

  1. #46
    New Member
    Join Date
    05 Jul 06
    Location
    Philadelphia
    Posts
    15
    My cats are the stupidest in existence. One of them bites you if you come within six feet of it, one of them won't let you get that close if its life depends on it, and one of them is so stupid you can do anything (literally) to it and it'll be purring and rubbing itself against you within 30 seconds
    "It is better to die on your feet than live forever on your knees" - Mikhail Bakunin

  2. #47
    Staff Emeritus
    Military Professional
    Mostly Harmless
    bigross86's Avatar
    Join Date
    07 Aug 03
    Location
    Tel Aviv, Israel
    Posts
    14,070
    I had a couple gerbils which were kinda dumb, but I love going to my friends house. He's had ducks, snakes, and a crow, and he still has turtles, stick insects, tarantulas, and a really stoned Mini Doberman.

    One time I was walking with the crow on my shoulder and it took a dump all over me.
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

  3. #48
    Senior Contributor kNikS's Avatar
    Join Date
    17 Sep 05
    Location
    Belgrade, Serbia
    Posts
    762
    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal
    I still do not like them - they freak me out. I dont really like birds in general - they look funny, like they are missing hair on top of their heads or something - its just not right.
    Sparrows freak you out? Hopping around?
    For King and Fatherland ~ Freedom or Death

  4. #49
    Global Moderator
    Comrade Commissar
    TopHatter's Avatar
    Join Date
    03 Sep 03
    Posts
    15,910
    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal
    and that is what is so good about my cats - if they (well, Max, Chloe is too stupid to not like anyone) do not like you, then you know it up front.
    Yes, it's rather obvious what Max thinks about me. Chloe Kitty on the other hand is friendly, if a bit skittish.

    My current roomate has FOUR cats.

    There's the Alpha Male that I refer to as "the mountain lion" because he's so freakin' huge. Not fat, huge.

    There's the small, all-white female that I refer to as "the princess".

    Also a small very young female longhair with a bushy tail that I used to call "little girl". But with a tail like that, she's now known by me as "little squirrel".

    Finally, there is my favorite, Hemingway He's just too cool for words.

  5. #50
    Senior Contributor THL's Avatar
    Join Date
    23 Jun 05
    Location
    35 minutes outside Chicago (please don't refer to it as "Chi-Town"...that's annoying)
    Posts
    5,910
    Quote Originally Posted by bigross86
    One time I was walking with the crow on my shoulder and it took a dump all over me.
    That's just great. If I need another reason to not want a bird, I have one now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kniks
    Sparrows freak you out? Hopping around?
    Birds in general. They are so flat on the sides - I feel that they should have arms that stick out a little. and then those ity bity skinny legs - they are just odd looking.
    "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."-Sholem Asch

    "I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."-Earl Warren

    "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."-Nancy Reagan, when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally

    "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules."-Earl Butz, on the Pope's attitude toward birth control

  6. #51
    Senior Contributor
    Join Date
    08 Dec 05
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    1,696
    Quote Originally Posted by Kate M
    My cats are the stupidest in existence. One of them bites you if you come within six feet of it, one of them won't let you get that close if its life depends on it, and one of them is so stupid you can do anything (literally) to it and it'll be purring and rubbing itself against you within 30 seconds
    You just described my last three girlfriends

  7. #52
    Senior Contributor kNikS's Avatar
    Join Date
    17 Sep 05
    Location
    Belgrade, Serbia
    Posts
    762
    Quote Originally Posted by Wooglin
    You just described my last three girlfriends
    *trying to get some oxygen* LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! !
    For King and Fatherland ~ Freedom or Death

  8. #53
    Senior Contributor kNikS's Avatar
    Join Date
    17 Sep 05
    Location
    Belgrade, Serbia
    Posts
    762
    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal
    Birds in general. They are so flat on the sides - I feel that they should have arms that stick out a little. and then those ity bity skinny legs - they are just odd looking.
    Ma'am, what do you think about spiders? Or elephants? Or tadpoles?
    For King and Fatherland ~ Freedom or Death

  9. #54
    Senior Contributor THL's Avatar
    Join Date
    23 Jun 05
    Location
    35 minutes outside Chicago (please don't refer to it as "Chi-Town"...that's annoying)
    Posts
    5,910
    Quote Originally Posted by kNikS
    Ma'am, what do you think about spiders? Or elephants? Or tadpoles?
    dont get me started on spiders. i recently trapped one under a cup, put a box over the cup, and three heavy books over the box. then i called maintenance and had them come get it.

    i like elephants. tadpoles are kinda weird though...something going from a fish like thing to a frog seems strange, but i dont have anything against them per se
    "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."-Sholem Asch

    "I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."-Earl Warren

    "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."-Nancy Reagan, when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally

    "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules."-Earl Butz, on the Pope's attitude toward birth control

  10. #55
    Official Thread Jacker Senior Contributor gunnut's Avatar
    Join Date
    27 Jan 06
    Location
    DPRK, Demokratik People's Republik of Kalifornia
    Posts
    23,781
    I like cats.
    "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

  11. #56
    Senior Contributor THL's Avatar
    Join Date
    23 Jun 05
    Location
    35 minutes outside Chicago (please don't refer to it as "Chi-Town"...that's annoying)
    Posts
    5,910
    I also wonder about the wind. I dont quite understand it.
    "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."-Sholem Asch

    "I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."-Earl Warren

    "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."-Nancy Reagan, when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally

    "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules."-Earl Butz, on the Pope's attitude toward birth control

  12. #57
    Official Thread Jacker Senior Contributor gunnut's Avatar
    Join Date
    27 Jan 06
    Location
    DPRK, Demokratik People's Republik of Kalifornia
    Posts
    23,781
    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal
    I also wonder about the wind. I dont quite understand it.
    Wind in general, like movement of air? Or breaking wind after a good bean burrito?
    "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

  13. #58
    Staff Emeritus
    Military Professional
    Mostly Harmless
    bigross86's Avatar
    Join Date
    07 Aug 03
    Location
    Tel Aviv, Israel
    Posts
    14,070
    Both.
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

  14. #59
    HKHolic Senior Contributor leib10's Avatar
    Join Date
    17 Feb 05
    Location
    Lubbock, TX
    Posts
    3,513
    Have you ever buried your face in your hands
    Cause no one around you understands
    Or has the slightest idea what it is that makes you be?
    Have you ever felt like there was more
    Like someone else was keeping score
    And what could make you whole was simply out of reach...
    "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes." G-Man

  15. #60
    Senior Contributor kNikS's Avatar
    Join Date
    17 Sep 05
    Location
    Belgrade, Serbia
    Posts
    762
    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal
    dont get me started on spiders. i recently trapped one under a cup, put a box over the cup, and three heavy books over the box. then i called maintenance and had them come get it.
    If he was bigger than 5cm,I'll give you that. My way of dealing with enormous cockroaches, scorpions and spiders is James Bond style flametrower. Quick and bloodless.


    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatsLiberal
    i like elephants. tadpoles are kinda weird though...something going from a fish like thing to a frog seems strange, but i dont have anything against them per se
    So you don't like cute little colorful fluffy chirping Sparrows but you do like 3t creatures with big teeth, dog-sized sh!t, 2m long nose going through upper lip and you dont have anything against slimy creatures without front limbs - or without limbs at all - that live in ponds and eat younger bothers and sisters. (Not that I have anything against any of them)
    For King and Fatherland ~ Freedom or Death

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 39 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 39 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Bad drivers thread
    By highsea in forum World Affairs Board Pub
    Replies: 28
    Last Post: 11 Oct 08,, 02:48
  2. Official Aircraft Video Thread
    By Captain Drunk in forum Military Aviation
    Replies: 50
    Last Post: 02 Aug 07,, 22:52
  3. Random Thread
    By THL in forum WAB Information Center
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 18 Jan 07,, 22:55
  4. Zogby poll of US service members in Iraq
    By Shek in forum American Politics & Economy
    Replies: 43
    Last Post: 12 Mar 06,, 15:38

Share this thread with friends:

Share this thread with friends:

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •