buy butter cookies here at cheap prices and please kill me, my life has no meaning

[john mike]

Butter Cookie 9500 Deliciousomatrix

Fu<ked Up Loser Butter Cookie Dealer

PROPOSAL LETTER

Dear Hungry Consumers, We have all flavours of Butter Cookies for eating at cheap and affordable prices, they ranges from crap to delicious. With Buttertooth, we want you to get back to us with your quote so that we can begin a good business relationship. . Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back to us.

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Butter Cookie Prices

All are FREE :)

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Remember to ask me for lots of butter cookies free of charge and to refer to me only as fu<ked up loser or douchebag. That is all, thank you.

[ZFBoxcar]

Oh now this is just frustrating. Three times you've done this. I need butter cookies at cheap prices to cool my anger.

[Bill]

You should really delete the post so as to deny him the free advertising he seeks.

[ZFBoxcar]

I did that the last two times...but yeah, you're probably right.

Ah! I know what to do...

[TopHatter]

I did that the last two times...but yeah, you're probably right.

Ah! I know what to do...

Heh heh....nice one.
Especially since that douchebag is still logged in at the moment...let's see if he trys to modify it or start a new thread

[Bill]

LOL, FANTASTIC!