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    Dare I ask, who exactly is She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigross86 View Post
    Dare I ask, who exactly is She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
    *COUGH*celinedion*COUGH*
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    I see. Forgive me for asking...
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by astralis View Post
    now HERE'S a man-- someone whom actually WANTS a pic of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

    that's either incredible courage or insanity.
    It's both in equal parts

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    I see. Forgive me for asking...
    Occasionally, who dares doesn't win )
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    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter View Post
    It's both in equal parts



    Occasionally, who dares doesn't win )
    OK. Lissen up, you wackos. I've heard about this "She who shall not be named" critter since I got here. I thought I had it figured out, but nope. I need to know who she is lest I accidentally name her, with god knows what sort of consequences. Fill me in. In some secret way, if necessary. Tell a fvckin' story & code her into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter View Post
    *COUGH*celinedion*COUGH*
    I'm still at a loss. Who the fvck is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prof View Post
    I'm still at a loss. Who the fvck is that?

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    Canada's most profitable export.

    After maple leaf collections of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter View Post
    Canada's most profitable export.

    After maple leaf collections of course.
    OK. I give up. This has got to be some sort of politically unsuitable entertainer. Just a guess. A weel.

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    This could be fun.........

    So Prof, what Canadian female pop?singer? proclaims herself "zee greatest singer in zee world"?


    I just threw up a little writing that........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prof View Post
    OK. I give up. This has got to be some sort of politically unsuitable entertainer. Just a guess. A weel.

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    Well, now I sorta know. She's a somewhat unattractive Canuck female singer. I'd never heard of her before, but that's due my inattention to pop music, I guess. I still haven't heard anything she's done. I will now consign her to my mental back room. Unless, of course, she's done or said something really from Mars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prof View Post
    Well, now I sorta know. She's a somewhat unattractive Canuck female singer. I'd never heard of her before, but that's due my inattention to pop music, I guess. I still haven't heard anything she's done. I will now consign her to my mental back room. Unless, of course, she's done or said something really from Mars.
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    Thats mostly everything IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prof View Post
    Well, now I sorta know. She's a somewhat unattractive Canuck female singer. I'd never heard of her before, but that's due my inattention to pop music, I guess. I still haven't heard anything she's done. I will now consign her to my mental back room. Unless, of course, she's done or said something really from Mars.

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    Yes, Celine Dion, singer of "My Heart Will Go On" from the former box office titan (no pun intended) Titanic
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    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter View Post
    Speaking of which, can you send me that picture of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, where she's up on stage and holding her hand like a telephone?

    I find it oddly fascinating, in a train-wreck sort of way.
    Does it look like this?

    I know its not as good as the autographed copy that the Col has but its the best I can do.

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    GS,

    You can be certain that you're not getting a Christmas Card from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter View Post
    Yes, Celine Dion, singer of "My Heart Will Go On" from the former box office titan (no pun intended) Titanic
    Jesus fvck a shit souffle. I guess I'm just totally out of it. Well, that's not news. I know that there is such a thing as "following" music, because I did it, to a certain extent, when I was a teenager. But over the years I stopped. I mean, I like music, but usually only when it comes my way by accident & it happens to sound good. My taste is eclectic, but oriented mostly toward Midieval, Renaissance, Baroque & early classical. & Jazz; especially BeBop. & Bluegrass. & Appalachian.

    Titanic, for me, is a movie I didn't like much but had to attend. It has music? Of course it does. I just don't know what it is.

    I play some instruments, but those are the sort you can put in a pack, like tenor & alto recorders & harmonicas. & I don't play those well, or much. I found out a long time ago that what I liked about them was hearing them played by someone else from across the pond, or something. Vivaldi played by me is noisy. Can't hear the birds & bugs. A good blues harp played by someone else 50yd away complements the critters.

    Whatever, whoever she is can stay nameless as far as I'm concerned. An opera critic I trust says she's a "belter" without good range. If I want to get belted it'll be by, oh, my little dead gal from Big Brother & the Holding Company ().

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