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  • #31
    Originally posted by Knaur Amarsh View Post
    Drugs don't work on Putin, but he'd beat up the tiger with his awesome KGB arms anyway , after ass-raping it first of course :))

    There are a lot of sexual fantasies in this thread.
    Those who know don't speak
    He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. Luke 22:36

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Mihais View Post
      There are a lot of sexual fantasies in this thread.
      Jealous bugger, you wish it was you instead of the tiger, don't you :P:))
      When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep? - George Canning sigpic

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      • #33
        Methinks you boys have way too much time on your hands and an excellent private boys school education
        The best part of repentance is the sin

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        • #34
          Originally posted by chakos View Post
          Just had an insane idea...
          The biggest pay per view event in history:
          PUTIN V NORRIS
          :))
          It's looking like that episode from Indiana Jones when Indiana kills by a colt a man with a sword:

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          • #35
            Putin vs Norris

            You just don't understand what a fair fight is,don't you?
            Those who know don't speak
            He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. Luke 22:36

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            • #36
              They'd both negotiate and then take over the world.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Mihais View Post
                You just don't understand what a fair fight is,don't you?
                I know that willing to win are winning fights:

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Mobbme View Post
                  They'd both negotiate and then take over the world.
                  Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate.
                  "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Mihais View Post
                    You just don't understand what a fair fight is,don't you?
                    Exactly...

                    Give Putin a Gattling, and an entire spetsnaz unit armed to the teeth, mounted on Gav1ns. Then tie up Chuck Norris in a straitjacket, reinforced with padlocks, and then maybe, maybe, it would resemble something like a fair fight.

                    Even then Chuck Norris would whomp azzz

                    :))
                    "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" ~ Epicurus

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                    • #40
                      Spetznaz,Gatling not big deal.But Gav1ns...
                      Those who know don't speak
                      He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. Luke 22:36

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by antimony View Post
                        Exactly...

                        Give Putin a Gattling, and an entire spetsnaz unit armed to the teeth, mounted on Gav1ns. Then tie up Chuck Norris in a straitjacket, reinforced with padlocks, and then maybe, maybe, it would resemble something like a fair fight.

                        Even then Chuck Norris would whomp azzz

                        :))

                        Don't even mention that name .....
                        Someone might show up and lecture us about the advantages of TRACK's combined with airborne and amphibious assault. ;)
                        Not to mention a FULL infantry section.

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                        • #42
                          lol, don,t you ppl know in real world 95% of all fights end up on the floor, once you on the floor no karate, kung fu, taekvon do..ect will do any good, dzudo, sambo, wrestling, that is what you need.
                          "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" B. Franklin

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                          • #43
                            The Earth itself is afraid of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.There won't be any fight on the ground because the ground will tremble in terror.
                            Those who know don't speak
                            He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. Luke 22:36

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                            • #44
                              Chuck Norris doesn't fight on the ground. The earth turns sideways to accommodate Chuck Norris.
                              "Only Nixon can go to China." -- Old Vulcan proverb.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Mihais View Post
                                Spetznaz,Gatling not big deal.But Gav1ns...
                                You would wish that you had those instead of the WHEEL drive, "suicide hatches" equip APC, when that Russian general liked to pay you a visit. :P

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