lulldapull

Weekend Edition
November 11 / 12, 2006


Dead Ender, Gone Hunting ...
Cheney in a Box

By MIKE WHITNEY

It was the worst outcome imaginable.

They lost the House and the Senate in one night with one savage blow. Even the Confederate flag at Senator "Macakaw's" house was flying at half-mast. Suddenly the Reich that was "built to last a thousand years" had been reduced to small blocks of dusty-rubble extending from sea to shining sea. At the very epicenter of the twisted-iron and smoldering wreckage; was George W. Bush, President Hologram, the celluloid executive whose smirking puss had appeared daily on every American TV and in every American newspaper spreading the "good news" of domestic repression and nonstop war. Now, here he was, once again, convening a news conference, dazed and ashen, propped up amid the scattered debris of a midterm massacre; his party left in utter ruins.

Ouch!

In a moment worthy of Shakespeare, the Fraudster-in-chief had been scuttled by his own party; knifed in the back by his own friends and family who knew that it was finally time to extract the drunken driver from behind the wheel of a Mack Truck.

=The Democrats didn't win anything; that's all hogwash. Bush was buried beneath an avalanche of bad news which was timed to begin with the release of Bob Woodward's book "State of Denial", followed by the National Intelligence Estimate (NIE), Lancet's Iraqi casualty report, the Mark Foley page fiasco, and a barrage of ethics-scandals, corruption investigations, and intensified coverage of the war. It was a carefully-coordinated coup intended to install "adults" (like Robert Gates) in positions of power, change the policy in Iraq, and remove Rumsfeld and Cheney from office.

One down; one to go.

The "vanilla" Democrats had nothing to do with Tuesday's results. It was a "planned demolition" from the get-go.

Robert Dreyfuss said it best in a recent article when he opined that Bush was handled in the same way "a family confronts an alcoholic. You bring everyone in, and you say, Look, my friend, it's time to change.'" (And then you remove the bad influences)

Elite powerbrokers and Republican Party kingpins extended their hoary grip all the way into the Oval Office and took the country back from the teenagers. But the boulder is still only half way up the hill. After all, what are their plans for Cheney?

Cheney wisely decided to go hunting when he discovered that friend Rumsfeld was being led to the gallows. Cheney's no fool. He knew that if he hung around, he'd be blamed as the co-conspirator of the Iraqi debacle and the subsequent destruction of the Republican Party.

So he did what Cheney always does; he skedaddled. He suddenly discovered that he "had more important things to do"; just like Vietnam.

He said he was going hunting, but that's rubbish. He wanted to be as far from the political fallout as humanly possible, so he vamoosed. There's nothing more to it than that. Besides, there've been no reports of "downed lawyers full of birdshot" this week in Wyoming so we know that Cheney's firearms are still safely tucked-away in the family vault.

Right now, Cheney is probably huddled somewhere with his national security team, rubbing his sweaty-hands together, figuring out how he can get back in the game and keep his fetid plan moving forward.

Cheney is smart; real smart. Smart like a cobra. He's not going down without a fight and he doesn't give a damn if he takes the whole country with him.

This is all about Cheney now; Dick Cheney, political survivor and skilled bureaucratic infighter. If anyone thinks that he's going to sit around waiting for the Democrats to start sniffing around the Republican corruption-cesspool; they're crazy.

He knows what's going on. He knows that Bush Senior, and Brzezinski, and Baker, and the rest of the "old order" Republicans have muscled in and are taking over. He knows he won't be able to bomb Iran, kill another 650,000 Iraqis, or declare martial law at home. And, he also knows that Conyers and the rest of them will be nosing-around the Halliburton "no bid" contracts; going through every sordid detail with a fine-tooth comb, and dredging up new scandals on a daily basis.

He grasps all of that. He understands the political climate and he knows that he only has two choices left; offense or defense?

Either he steps down or he collects his wits, gets his team together; Addington, Abrams, Chertoff, Gonzales etc; all the guys who are "one step ahead of the hangman"; and slaps together one "last-ditch" effort to establish absolute-dictatorial power that will put him forever beyond the reach of the law or of any future accountability for his war crimes.

It's a tough task. Bush is teetering and he's probably left the Cheney-Rumsfeld orbit already. Robert Gates' job is to influence Bush, to win him over with reason and, thus, move the country away from the brink of disaster. Cheney has been removed from the policy-making apparatus and he knows it.

So, what'll he do next?

What will Cheney do now that he's been backed into a corner and his power is oozing away like the blood from a sucking chest-wound?

Will he quietly retire and disappear into the political vapor or "lock-n-load" and go down with both guns blazing?

Here's a clue: Cheney is "dead-ender". He won't go peacefully.

Mike Whitney lives in Washington state. He can be reached at: fergiewhitney@msn.com

Parihaka

Ah Lull, such a better class of looney left. Nice to have you back old boy

lulldapull

EEaeeaaHhaahhhhaaa

You know man.....the time for my reinstatement must be right on the money as them righties are gettin it in da booty......at least these days. The Stars must've signaled my comeback.

Can't be that looney now dude. After all the Don just got thrown under the bus.

Julie

LOL....no denying they got it in the booty lull....and I'm glad we get to celebrate it together.

Glad to see you back....where's all your smilies?

lulldapull

helllooooo Hi ya doin Julie....I guess we do have an ocassion to celebrate. After all Billy Boy's gonna be in the house a second time..... imagine the kinda cheese he'd be pumping when Hillary's out yappin on the floor? I bet he's just about now gettin his cigar collection all sorted out, and lookin real hard for Monica's crumpled number somewhere.....

now thats the kinda white house I am all about.....

Julie

You know what really got me about them trying to impeach Clinton over that dirty dress.....if they would have ousted Clinton, GORE would have stepped in. The dummies realized that half way through the trials, then at the end the Republicans saved Clinton on the final vote.

lemontree

Lull,
hi there buddy....nice to see you...

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Cheers!...on the rocks!!

Ray

Hey Lull,

How did you beat the banishment?

Did the election make way for you to return to the "House of WAB"?

Good to see you back.

Must say you have influence around here!

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Ray

Cheney is a smart cool cat.

He has hightailed it out of town.

Send the posse to round him up for abandoning his friends, Rumsfeld and Bush.

Everyone knows that he is the power behind the throne!

Let him face the Wild West justice!

lulldapull

Uncle Ray...how you doin? Its been a while!

I don't know whats the ocasion to unban me? I can't think of any other than the triumph of the Left.

Ray

Lullthetull,

I believe you have been messing up other forums too!

See, I have tracking you as a I would a wayward misguide missile!

Good to see that the reformatory you were confined to has made a new man out of you!

I am as well as before.

lulldapull

See Uncle Ray....I follow a good principle. No need to fake an agenda and be wishy washy about it! No need to be what you are not...whether banning or unbanning is at stake. Speak your guts out when need be....No matter what!...These banning and unbannings are a nervous childs play as they show that who is the coward, and can't take the truth...... and really the extremist.

Julie

There is nothing wrong with telling the truth Lull....but, extremism can go both ways in taking in the truth, as well as telling it. It is not impossible to express truths in a fashionable manner, and still get your point across. I do look forward to your refreshing humor though.

Neo

Welcome back Lull

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Bluesman

If this dumbass meets your criteria for what's the lowest acceptable standard, then I have no wish to belong to ANY outfit that would have the likes of this creep.

Goodnight and good luck, WAB. I'm out.

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